israeli breakfast

The act of eating eggs, cottage cheese, nutella, tuna mix, avocado, and olives out of a woman's pussy.

Ezekiel: "I had the best israeli breakfast this morning before shacharit at the synagogue"
Abraham: "Oy vey!"

by Big Dingo January 19, 2016

The Breakfast of Champions

The meal that any woman (or gay man for that matter) can stomach after a night consisting of having sex a total of at least 10 times with 3 different guys, and then continues in the morning with the knob slobbing.

Male: "You ready for the breakfast of champions?"
Female: "If it is what I think it is, then n..."
*Splurge*

by fagmuffin February 23, 2005

belgian breakfast

Its when you crack an egg into a women's vagina, stir it with your penis, and then fry it in a pan.

I gave suzie a belgian breakfast.

by boots08 April 8, 2009

chuck berry breakfast

Similar to dingleberry stew; the chuck berry breakfast consists of human feces slathered in pancake syrup and butter served on a hot pane of glass. Favorite morning time meal of legendary R&B musician Chuck Berry. See Cold Carl.

"This chuck berry breakfast is chock full o' nuts."
"My lady was constipated so she couldn't serve me a chuck berry breakfast."

by Snapper Carr January 4, 2005

Dirty Breakfast

Stopping off at McDonald's for a sneaky breakfast before work

Fancy going over the road for lunch Dave?
No thanks mate, I had a dirty breakfast!

by Maldax November 5, 2010

breakfast burrito

morning wood. Erection first thing in the morning.

"I woke up w/ a massive breakfast burrito."

by illskilla May 8, 2006

Swedish breakfast

The act of a male cracking a raw egg on the females ass hole then proceeding to anal sex

hey baby, i got some eggs

wanna swedish breakfast

by r0n fuxw311 August 2, 2007