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Brandon

A fat fuck who never knows when or how to shut the fuck up and always dick rides new people they meet
Person 1: do you Brandon is?
Person 2: the fat fuck who always dick rides every one he meets?
Person 1: yeah

Person 2: yeah I fucking hate his fat ass
by Fuck-me1837 November 13, 2020
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Brandon is the messiah
Anyone:“Brandon your the messiah!”
Brandon: “OH NOOOO
by Connor Perkins February 16, 2021
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Brandon is a sweet and caring guy. He always makes everyone happy and loved. He always has a joke and makes everyone happy cry. If someone has a Brandon in their life they are the luckiest person in the WORLD! If YOU have a Brandon in your life treat him well and with respect in every way! He is full of happiness and determination.🎆
Katie: Hey have you seen that Brandon guy!
Rose: Yeah he's is sweet!
Katie: I know right!!
by Bunnylifexoxo May 1, 2021
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He’s a big rapist and lives with a Hannah banana most of the time and always try’s to get all Zoe’s cake but Zoe’s speedy quick and runs away his kids are always screeming
Do you hear a fire alarm going off Brandon... no that’s just my kids crying
by Zoeeeeeee1233 January 20, 2020
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A skinny dickbreath who smells worse than hot garbage.
Danielle: "Did you see Brandon?"

Sarah: "No, but I smelled burning trash and ballsack breath so I knew he was close by."
by brandondickbreath February 1, 2020
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Brandon, they can be a real trouble maker but can somehow sometimes get out of it they can have big mood swings at times as well. They think they’re better than everyone else and have a short temper although never is anyone actually threatened by him.
Is that a Brandon?
And here comes Brandon.
by Nbd February 6, 2020
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A complete dumb ass makes life hell when u do any thing that you can be made fun of for he will take advantage
Brandon is a bitch
by Dicks out for harrambe April 14, 2020
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