God's Blind Spot

Any place that holds absolutely no redeeming qualities of any sort. Celebrated for its high concentration of homemade alcoholic beverages, monster truck rallies, spousal abuse and a thriving methamphetamine industry; God's Blind Spot is a dead zone which is easily identified by being filled to the brim with every form of degenerate, depraved and socially perverse individual ever created. God's Blind Spot can be found on any map, with names such as New Jersey, Alabama, or Missouri. Substitue the proper names for states with the term 'God's Blind Spot' freely.

Visit beautiful, scenic 'God's Blind Spot,' home of the St. Louis Cardinals, tractor pulls and the occasional race-related lynching.

by The Holmes September 7, 2005

Blind Gorilla

Before conjugal relations are begun between man and woman, male shaves off a portion or entire pubic hair region and sets aside until later. After completing the act and depositing semen on the female's face, pubic hairs are blown onto her jism covered face where they stick. The male then tosses the woman out of bed and yells "Blind Gorilla Biach!"

You know Betty... Yeah i gave her a mean blind gorilla last tuesday.

by Joshuamatic July 30, 2008

Blind Fire

When a man puts his testicles on a girl's eyes so she can't see, she the proceeds to give the man a hand job and try's to call out where the semen will land.

Tom: Dude she blind fired me last night.

Paul: No way? where did she call it?

Tom: Right arm of the sofa, she was right.

by Erobica June 17, 2010

Smart-blind

unable to distinguish smart people from dumb ones, as in a person exhibiting the Dunning-Kruger effect. Smart-blind people tend to fall for conspiracy theories, think crystals can heal you, and believe astrology is for real. They will contradict experts in blog comments on topics they know nothing about.

Look what this smart-blind tool just wrote in the comments on Bad Astronomy! He doesn't think Phil Plait can identify Jupiter in a video shot by a TV camera in New York City.

Oh, look, a follow up. He's never even been to a big city before.

by beachton October 21, 2010

blonde leading the blind

to be used in place of, "blind leading the blind".

Those two going hunting together is like the blonde leading the blind.

by iluvmako December 27, 2011

Backdoor Bindi Blowout

The Backdoor Bindi is a preferred interest in the field of anal sex, consisting of an enrtrance to the lovely "back door" by way of penile instrument, then pulling out so your unsuspecting "lover" (i dont know who would love this)thinks you are going to unload on her anxious facial expression only to recieve a downward slap with the dirty dong right in the middle of her forehead, next, in the moment of her confused astonishment you squirt your kiddy river into her mouth so she cannot ask you why you would do such a thing.

"I was having anal sex with this lovely young lady and upon my "arrival" I was going to release onto her face and something compelled me to smack her forehead with my ceptor of love, leaving a brownish spot on her forehead, before she could comment I bombarded her mouth with my ceptor's wrath. I will remember her always as the Backdoor Bindi Blowout."

by The Gatekeeper December 17, 2006

Binders full of women

A code phrase for a method of subjugating and humiliating women thru a series of deviant sex acts including but not limited to the Three Hole Punch, the Deepwater Horizon and the Gadsden Purchase, resulting in putting them in a submissive position forever.

Mitt said "When I became governor I went to groups of women and asked them to give me binders full of women to serve me, and they did." and his sons looked knowingly at one another while his sit-beside wife looked at her hands and cried inside.

by The Conserva-nazi October 18, 2012