Low Banker

The most degrading and brutal insult known to man

“That guy Jonah is such a low banker”

by Nick&oscar December 24, 2019

Wet Blanket

Someone who is generally in a negative frame of mind, sulks and ruins other peoples' fun.

Why won't Kate just pull her finger out and do something for once? She is such a wet blanket!

by The Wet One August 23, 2009

Blake

very handsome polite man who always so anything for the people they love.

Man, he is such a great man or blake

by Blake716 May 6, 2015

Merchant Banker

The slightly more polite way of saying a W@nk3r.

"My son's heading for a life in the pits; all he wants to do is be a merchant banker in the toilets.

by gilo December 2, 2004

Baghdad Blanket

-noun
1. a shit-covered square of bathroom tissue affixed to a victim's bare back.

-verb (used with object)
1. to forcefully affix a shit-covered square of bathroom tissue to (someone or something)

The baghdad blanket was a nice touch, it really rounded out the drunken shaming of the passed-out douche.

"Dude, back the fuck off before i baghdad blanket your punk-ass"

"I'll never forget when HMA told me about the baghdad blanket..."

by noxx001 April 13, 2010

ski blanket

A small rectangular cloth used to wipe excess snow off of ski boots and skis afterwards

Brian, could I borrow your ski blanket? I forgot mine at the lodge, and my skis are covered in powder!

by nuckfier January 22, 2013

Blake

'Blake' is the name of a sigma male who is sexually attracted to pineapples.

Exuding nothing but the scent of pineapples, a mere whiff of a Blake converts you. You no longer like betas, you no longer like alphas, fuck alphas, you now only like sigma level Blakes.

Ahhhh Blake, I think I'm gonna arrive. Yep, I'm arriving, I'm arriving, uh, uh , uh AHH.

by Sigma Level Blake September 26, 2021