baener

n.
1. one who excessively uses the term "DOO DA!"
2. one who spoons with her daughter

v.
1. to be used as ANY type of insult. It will work in any situation.

n: "It's not polite to stare at the Baener!"

v: "You are such a Baener."
"Eww..don't go Baener on me now!"

by cupanoodle December 9, 2008

Benefits Day

A day in which you do little other than eat crisps (usually doritos), watch television (usually 'Dave') and masturbate; i.e. a day in which you live as though you were claiming benefits.

Alright mate, Wubu2?

Nothing much mate, just had a Benefits day!

by Errrrrr12 May 25, 2011

benefactress

female aware of, and willing to administer aid to the needs of a creature in 'pain'

that tall blonde party doll will hopefully be my benefactress

megan ended up way more than just my benefactress!!

by michael foolsley June 1, 2011

benefiscience

noun: The noble, honest and determined search for knowledge and truth that can benefit all mankind especially where that search involves the application of scientific methods. It is the complete opposite of malignorance.
adj: benefiscient

A person who questions all 'facts' and remains open to all possibilities as they search for knowledge through the application of acceptable scientific methods and with the ultimate goal of enlightening mankind and improving the quality of life through their discoveries can be said to be practicing benefiscience. His contributions to the world are truly benefiscient.

by hughchi October 15, 2011

benedte

She is a very funny person. Benedtes arent afraid to say whats on their mind. Everyone should have a benedte as a friend! She can also be really mean and think she is the stuff until she gets put down. She has a funny and good personality. Very Unknown name tho:(

Omg, why does that Benedte girl think she is so cool. She totally isn't.

by benedteloverlol March 30, 2017

Benefit of the Doubt

When you buy something on the gray market whose expense implies that it was stolen or illicitly acquired, but decide to not make that assumption

I just bought a $500 restaurant gift card to a fancy steakhouse for $20 in Bitcoin I made from Genesis Mining using promo code 032WbQ. The guy I bought it from was super creepy, and from Nigeria despite the fact that 100% of the steakhouses I can use the gift card at are in America. Oh well, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt!

by bitcoin potato August 24, 2017

benedick cucumberbitch

The true name of the devil.

All the pre-teen girls that like Benedick Cucumberbitch are the reason I dislike him.

by cucumberbitch January 2, 2018