Myrtle Beach

Myrtle beach is a city on the coast of South Carolina.Millions of tourists flood here every year for the nightlife,the beautiful beaches,and the loads of hot ass.But enough about that bullshit.

If you live here,it comes down to this.

1.Tons of bitches.
2.Tons of retarded tourists,who cannot drive.Pretty much all year long.
3.Drugs,drugs,drugs.
4.A strange mix of ghetto and upscale housing.

Myrtle Beach is awash with any and all races.
African-Americans
Cubans
Middle-Easterners
Caucasians
Russian/Ukrainian/Slovakian/Polish etc. that came for work
Latinos
A smaller amount of asians.

Myrtle Beach is a town,if you live in it,where you can start with nothing,and scam,rip-off,rob,and connive tourists.

Tourists who come to Myrtle Beach and its surrounding areas such as Surfide,Garden City,Murrells Inlet,Pawleys Island,And Little River are smug with a sense of security.
They think this place is extremely safe,nothing could happen to them here.

I'm telling you...anything and everything can happen to you here.

Ex. 1
Tourist #1:Yo,lets head down to Myrtle Beach this summer!
Tourist #2:Hell yeah!

After vacation...

Tourist #1.Well...maybe i should lock my car more often....
Tourist #2.California?
Tourist #1.Hell yeah!

Ex. 2

Local #1.Summertime...this summer,our pockets shall not go empty!
Local #2.Well start with their CARS!

After hitting unlocked cars for a night(Which there is an amazing abundance of)the two check out their stash.

Gps Systems
Ipods
Cell Phones
Purses
Sports Equipment
Bikes
Alcohol
Drugs
Weapons
Car Keys
Credit Cards
Other miscellaneous expensive items.

Local #1.Next Weekend?
Local #2.Hell yeah!

by YoungFelon December 30, 2010

beasht

of or relationg to Bao Nguyen. the next step after beast. it is precisely 4512465978465 times better than a beast. if you are ever called a beasht, you are a god among men. can be used as a NOUN, ADJECTIVE, VERB, or INTERJECTION.

NOUN - Dude, that Tony kid is a beasht.
ADJECTIVE - Tony's football skills are beasht.
VERB - "Are you gonna beasht it up today, Tony?" "Oh, fo sho."
INTERJECTION - "I got a 100 on The Nooj's math test." "BEASHT!!!!!"

by Chase Martin June 11, 2006

beach my whale

the act of lying around in a food coma to relieve stomach tension caused from overeating

Uggg. After eating an entire red velvet cake, I have to beach my whale.

by dancinglimes December 15, 2008

bearphin

noun: A large Furry, bear-like marine mammal characterized by large claws, body of fur, and dolphin- like behavior when fishing or swimming.

a bearphin is a believed to be extinct marine mammal closely related to the Sea lion or Walrus. It is believed to be from the Enaliarctidae. family, specifically the Superfamily Pinnipedia. This sea creature resides in the waters the Pacific ocean ranging from Alaska to Hawaii. During the spawning season of its main dietary staple the Alaskan Pacific salmon, the Bearphin will typically swim upstream and jump out of the water, much as a dolphin does in order to catch its prey. Once the season is over, the Bearphin migrates down to the waters Off off mainland Hawaii for the winter months. The Bearphin is a solitary animal and can only be spotted during it's semi-hibernation season when it can be seem sunning itself on the beaches in Hawaii, typically laying flat on its back as to attract attention from a mate, generally classified as a "beach bunny"

by Lysa Webber April 3, 2009

Beachville

Welcome to Beachville Ontario, the town that only contains five roads and less than 10 people. Featuring where the first recorded baseball game took place... yet USA claims that one.

Man that town's like beachville; small with almost nothing in it

by BeachvilleKid February 23, 2011

Beach Zombie

Anyone who looks great in a bathing suit, is tan, and never leaves the beach.

Jude: What did you think of the beach?

Maddie: It was okay, except it was full of beach zombies.

by TheCrazyMaddie July 6, 2011

beach haven

basically the beverly hills of all beaches. your beach house is probably bigger than anyone of your friend's. you grew up going to fantasy island and mr. tee's, and if you were lucky you would be able to eat at chicken or the egg for breakfast. but if not, then defenitly shore good donuts, because those things are the shit. you ride your bike or longboard everywhere. two words: bay. village. the best fucking shopping center in the world. those elephant ears are to die for. and don't lie, you get a henna tattoo everytime you're there. you don't mind spending $2,000 in island gypsy. it's not the most you've spent in a store. beach haven is home to the best restaurants in the world. when you heard those bells ring, you dashed all the way to the street to get ice cream. you always go to the bayside to watch the sunset. beach haven is your home. you fucking love it. you wouldn't trade it for the world.

lauren: i finally get to feel like what it's like to be rich. my family is renting a beach house in beach haven!

anna: oh that's funny, because i think it's mine...

by 🌞🌻 April 4, 2017