National Beating your Son Day

National Beating your Son Day is August 15. This day is the day you tell little Brodigan to go get you a beer and break his Xbox for getting that terrible Modelo beer and not a real man’s beer

“I’m so excited for National Beating your Son Day!” -FishyLegend (Freak King)

by Crxfic August 15, 2024

Grindonical Beacing

A powerful sexual deviant who you may find in a park near a library in November. They are a tree and have a particular fancy to young children and trees alike. They have maintained relevancy through a music career which spreads the gospel of their religion through lyrics like ''we like being free and we like fucking trees''.

" I could of sworn I saw Grindonical Beacing smiling at my niece when walking through that park"

"Did you see Mitch today? he's starting to sound like Grindonical Beacing"

"Dont stick a branch up my ass! your not Grindonical Beacing!"

by TheBeacingBible August 21, 2024

raw-beaning

A form of extreme veganisim where you practice unprotected sex.

After shopping at the co-op on Saturday morning Jack will be raw-beaning it fill Jill.

by cleankarren November 2, 2023

gummy bearing

putting gummy bears in your mans dick and making his mum slowly suck them out. whilst the man dose 76 jumping jacks and screams " OH IMA GUMMY BEAR OH IMA GUMMY GUMMY GUMMY BEAR, OH YEA"

i was filming my man gummy bearing with his mum and his sister cam in and tried to join

by ima gummy bear🐻😉 March 11, 2024

Boost beating

When your wiener is so small you have prop yourself up with a few pillows to jerk off.

Yo Tony did you know Dave was boost beating the other week and his mom walked in and said “not my good pillows Dave”

by GINjangler March 18, 2024

throwout bearing

Da twisty-turny hinge-thingy dat lets da dumpster-flap or trash-can lid open and close.

Due to so many of da modern vehicles' having automatic transmissions, fewer clutches have to be replaced nowadays, and so da metal-recycling bin in a typical neighborhood garage seldom gets opened to toss in worn-out manual-engagement-mechanism bits; said receptacle's throwout bearing therefore gets less of a workout.

by QuacksO December 21, 2024

Blind-beaming

The act of pissing in the dark with no intention of getting it in the toilet bowl

“Great the lights not working guess it’s time for some blind-beaming

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025