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burrito

To take out all the contents of a backpack, turn it inside out, and put all contents back in. You must then zip up the backpack with the straps inside, making it look like a lump sack, or a burrito.
Rory's backpack just got burritoed again.
I gotta go burrito someone's backpack.
by The Mystery Burritoer March 14, 2011
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wet burrito

while having sex, the act in which the man reaches under his sac, scooping a sample of his own sweat, and wiping it across the woman's upper lip.
She looks hungry...how about a wet burrito??
by Diggler September 19, 2003
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burrito shelf

A narrow shelf-like area, usually located in the dashboard of older vehicles, that is perfectly suited to hold something the size and shape of a burrito and little else, such as the 1992 Chevrolet S-10 Tahoe.
Passenger: "Dude, where can I put these drumsticks?"
Driver: "Stick them in the burrito shelf."
by streetwedge November 20, 2009
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burrito rat

An offensive term referring to a person who is of Mexican descent. Usually a term used to describe a Mexican who is any of the following: unintelligent, slow, cowardly, or pathetic.
You know, Hernando is cute but the fact he's going out with that ugly ho is proof he's just another burrito rat.
by Operata January 7, 2011
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burrito remorse

Having an enjoyment of a burrito but later experiencing the consequences of a crap or puking etc.
Guy 1:That burrito was so delicious that I think I will have another!

Guy 2: I doubt you will once you have burrito remorse.
by kingballer16 October 15, 2010
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Burritoitis

Full from eating a whole burrito and sleepy
When you go to Chiptole and get a big ass burrito and then after you eat it you are so full that you want to go to sleep. That is Burritoitis
by TNT4EVA October 1, 2012
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burrito nap

A light to deep nap experienced after consuming a burrito with duration of which directly proportionate to the quality of the Mexican man or woman who created it.
Im totally having a burrito nap! That shit was real!
by Englishsi July 11, 2015
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