Pittsburgh Piggie-in-the-Blanket 

It's when a male mounts an individual's back while the person is on their stomach. The male is reverse cowgirl and then proceeds to fuck the ass crack of the individual as if he were tittie fucking the shit out of the individual. To reach the fullest potential, the male then cums and causes the cum to run into the butthole, making it complete.

"Hey Mike, remember when Bartonian drank that whole bottle of vodka?"

"Yea, man, Harrito gave him one hell of a Pittsburgh Piggie-in-the-Blanket!"

Pittsburgh Piggie-in-the-Blanket by The Harrillizer April 30, 2009

defensive blanket 

A defensive strategy used in ice hockey by Western Conference teams to prevent an opposing team from proceeding through the neutral zone (the area between the blue lines) to force turnovers. Originally coined by CBC analysts, although this same tactic employed by Eastern Conference teams is known as The Trap.

The Canucks threw a defensive blanket over the Blackhawks and kept it there with a minimal number of breakdowns -- rarely venturing over their opponent's blue line.

defensive blanket by ron_jeremy May 10, 2009

airwing security blanket pandemic

something airwing marines hide under for protection from the "whole marine concept". easily identifiable by recognizing emphasis on words such as "mos credibility" or "quals" or "knowledgeable" (which by the way, isnt a fucking word). these marines insist they know everything, and in their world (the flightline) they do. these marines are usually poor leaders, outstanding mechanics, and nothing that hinders the faintest resemblance of a marine. some can shoot a rifle, some can run a good pft, some of them go to college, some of them pursue resident military education, some of them do some things. but none of them do all of it. they pick and choose areas to focus on, and hide from the rest of the world in the comfort of an MOS. they are also known for back dooring real marines with any desire of mos progression. some have speculated tihs is a result of fear, disdain, and others simply as a self preservation tactic to keep the standard at a level low enough to achieve.

dont listen to him he has been victimized in the airwing security blanket pandemic. that guys a shit bag, outside of the airwing, the marine corps would eat him alive and he knows it. you can be just like him, or you could start pting, shooting a rifle, attending pme, and i dont know, develop into a leader. i guess its up to you.

airwing security blanket pandemic by H Downington III February 22, 2011

wet blanket 

After having sex with a girl, you go into the bathroom and wipe the pussy juice off of your dick with a washcloth. When returning to the bedroom, you throw the washcloth on the girl's face. Thus giving her a wet blanket.

My girlfriend kept complaining how warm the room temperature was, so I shut her up by giving her a wet blanket.

wet blanket by Jihad Muhammed January 23, 2007

wet blanket 

Someone who soaks up cum instead of doing anything fun.

james didnt want to go the movies last night so he was being a wet blanket.

wet blanket by destroyer_3rd May 15, 2009

Pig In A Blanket 

When a male is with two females, he begins to lay flat on a bed. Whilst the females lay horizontaly as if they were going into the scissor position. Then the male relaxes while the females creep slowly towards the male genetalia. Whilst the male is erect, the females slowly rub their genitals against the male genitals.

Females scissor while a male puts his penis between the two females vaginas. This is Pig In A Blanket

Pig In A Blanket by SHMEGMALATOR March 8, 2011

al-Qaeda blanket 

n. The blanket that someone in front of a webcam uses to create a professional environment and hide clutter from the bedroom or office from which they are filming/speaking. Named for the blankets which terrorist organizations sometimes use (or would use if they were smart) in order to release recorded statements without revealing their location.

I feel kind of weird giving my analysis of the State of the Union address with my closet in the background, so I'm gonna set up an al-Qaeda blanket, and I'll look like I'm in that super-professional anti-space where all the car commercials happen.

al-Qaeda blanket by GenerationFail April 5, 2011