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blessing

1. Latin American slang for an unplanned child.
2. To have sex, esp. unprotected sex that could lead to pregnancy
1. Sorry man, can't go out tonight, gotta take care of my blessing.
2. Extensive references of "blessing me" by Mura Masa x Pa Salieu x Skillibeng
by Dauzinho September 24, 2023
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Kazoon-you-bless

What you say to someone when they hiccup. Typically used for those random, really loud hiccups that sound painful instead of awkward eye contact and confusion.
Person A: *really loud and painful hiccup out of no where*
Person B: "Kazoon-you-bless!"
Person A: "Thanks, buddy!"
by TasteTheMaple April 19, 2018
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Good Morning and God Bless

When a person is taking a crap whilst drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet
i do not need to eat i had a Good Morning and God Bless
by poxytron May 31, 2018
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Bless the chat

by Jasonkiller378 January 25, 2020
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Bless wave

A spontaneous phenomenon in which you constantly feel good or have something good happen to you for an extended length of time.
"Bruh, this month has been amazing I made hella money this month and I bought a new car!"

"Fasho my dude, you’re riding that bless wave!"
by aiiirdrop May 30, 2018
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Good Morning and God Bless

When one shits, drinks coffee, and eats breakfast simultaneously while on the toilet.
“Shit I’m late...looks like I’m doing a good morning and god bless”

“Don’t come in, I’m doing a good morning and god bless, its gonna be another twenty minutes at least.
by CarlosSalads May 23, 2018
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Blessed Bobby

The best Twitter account to exist. All of his tweets are GOATED. Best Bobby Firmino account to exists.
WOW! Your tweets are Blessed Bobby standard atm.
by A random FT account November 10, 2020
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