A foul smelling whitish/tanish and pliable substance that manifests inside the human ass-crack...most commonly triggered by profuse butt-hole sweating and/or a soiled ass-crack area.
Ass cheese is a double-edge sword and uses its survival mechanisms to fend off removal:
1) It causes intense itching, however when you scratch that area, the ass cheese gets wedged underneath your fingernails, causing your hands to smell like a dirty asshole (which eventually envelopes your whole body, making you a smell like a walking dingle-berry). Because of this, people tend to abstain from itching the ass cheese and just letting it be.
2) Latches onto asshole hairs, escaping the reach of toilet paper and fingers (also, see doody hairs).
Ass cheese is a double-edge sword and uses its survival mechanisms to fend off removal:
1) It causes intense itching, however when you scratch that area, the ass cheese gets wedged underneath your fingernails, causing your hands to smell like a dirty asshole (which eventually envelopes your whole body, making you a smell like a walking dingle-berry). Because of this, people tend to abstain from itching the ass cheese and just letting it be.
2) Latches onto asshole hairs, escaping the reach of toilet paper and fingers (also, see doody hairs).
On a scorching hot summer afternoon, Red McDougall fucked a fugly whore on his couch in the missionary position. After a few minutes he turned her over to fuck her doggy style...he went to insert his penis when he caught the most foul whiff he had ever smelled in his life....he gagged and almost puked on her ass. He soldiered on and slowly moved his hand towards her butt cheeks so he could separate her gargantuan roast beef curtains....that's when he saw her entire ass crack and under pussy area infiltrated with cakey globs of white/tan ass cheese!!!
The pungent odor consumed him and he passed out on the spot...
When he woke up the next day, he had a dirty sanchez - ASS CHEESE STYLE! He vomited over and over until he passed out again.
The pungent odor consumed him and he passed out on the spot...
When he woke up the next day, he had a dirty sanchez - ASS CHEESE STYLE! He vomited over and over until he passed out again.
by MYSTICBLU July 14, 2012
1. That ass I have in the farm just took a crap.
2. That ass though.
3. Dude, chill. Stop being an ass (also see asshole)
2. That ass though.
3. Dude, chill. Stop being an ass (also see asshole)
by wordsuseddifferently December 04, 2015
A vulgar term for an anus, usually described to females. The words booty,buns and butt have the same meaning and are used on females, but the word butt is a little less vulgar. Ass can also be used to insult and ass is also another name for a donkey.
by IfYouReadMyNameScrewYou June 18, 2014
A moment in an old cartoon known as Mega Man, where we see a glimpse of the robotic rump of a evil character known as Guts man. This is made fun of in YTP's and if searched on you tube, will be found immediately.
by SolidSnake123 January 01, 2010
Typically this phrase is used when someone invents data or facts to support their argument. Said another way, to "pull something out of your ass".
by stever2 November 05, 2007
by Shera Princess of Power August 18, 2003