albatross

A popular refreshment at sports events.

I haven't got any good humors, I've just got this bloody albatross....(shouts) Albatross

by Orthanc October 30, 2003

Heebus Jebus, Fat-a Albert-a!

Remember Mushmouth on "Fat Albert & The Gang"? Verily, verily, I say unto thee: Jebus is the preferred deity of Mushmouth.

Hey-buh, hey-buh, Fat-a Albert-a -- I just-a found-a Jebus in-a da trash-buh-can!

by Matt December 23, 2003

Albert

A fucking idiot who doesn’t know how to behave in public.
Spastic kid who can’t stop running and jumping trying to act cool. Russian word to describe his behavior is “Durachok”, which albertiruet 24/7.

“Hey look and that spastic kid”
Oh I think that’s Albert

by nigga boiiiii April 20, 2019

albatross

A way of talking about that really hot guy you have in your school, without him knowing.

Eleanor: Albatross liked my photo last night.
Megan: He did?

Abby: Albatross is sitting a few tables away.
Beth: Quick look, he's turned away.

by fangirlex September 19, 2016

Albert Lin

A gay fat kid who goes to Chinese school. He has only 2 gay friends that sit with him.

Albert Lin can suck my dick!

by Jacobc08.19 May 27, 2018

Albar

Albar is a cute man who Daniel wants to kiss and watch anime with

I hope I can see Albar tonight he's so amazing and I love him.

by Deneko May 22, 2021

Golden Albatross

The act of urinating in somebody's mouth while they are performing fellatio

John - I was going down on Jenny last night and she gave me a Golden Albatross
Jim - Ew man that's gross

by crimsoncape September 5, 2015