Alfie

Fat or large in any way

That boys alfie

by Chinaworld July 11, 2018

Alfred

Flaming gay

I am Alfred, I love dick.

by Yeet yeetus May 18, 2020

Alfalfa male

Pony-tailed, sensitive, hemp wearing male somehow quite attractive to certain females. These are often vegetarian/vegans and great fans of poetry. Usually are environmentalists.

Scott is such an alfalfa male, a complete pussy but the chicks dig him.

by McNevin September 19, 2009

Alfred

Noun. An Alfred is a hipster of the worst, most extreme variety; most frequently found in San Francisco, Brooklyn, and Silverlake. Wearing American Apparel and going gluten-free doesn't make you an Alfred. Greasing your mustache and sporting a monocle makes you an Alfred.

"Did you see the pants on that Alfred? I get that rolling your jeans is trendy, but that guy looked like he was wearing capris. Your socks aren't that cool, buddy."

by we$$yJ February 6, 2014

alfie

one of the fattest pricks you will ever meet.

look its alfie!
he looks like fat bastard from austin powers

by youranasshole February 1, 2014

Alfonzo

To rub and relieve sore genitalia.

Man I pulled a muscle in my groin at practice, I could use an alfonzo.

by Jalapeno De Aweschomeness January 19, 2009

Alfredo

Someone who is very fat, obese.

Why is the ground shaking? I think Alfredo walked into the room

by Cricri2005 May 23, 2020