dry bum

can i get you drunk and dry bum you?

by mrgoat January 28, 2004

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Snub Bum

Someone who thinks they have an ass... but they dont... its actually just a back with legs connected. When boys stuff there front package beacause they are lacking these girls should stuff their back package!

Ryley: Dude did you see that fuckin' snub bum?
Nathaniel: Yeah Man She needs to stuff that shit!
Ryley: Tots MaGots

by I Think I Will Party Naked April 17, 2010

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shot bum

The seat behind the driver in the car. The seat beside the driver is shotgun. The seat behind the shotgun is cobain.

Shotgun is the best seat in a car because you have a dominant position and the best view and more leg room. However, if the driver is short and has the seat pulled forward, shot bum can have more leg room than shotgun or cobain, who will be ready to blow his brains out because he has no leg room.

Bif- "Shotgun."

Skippy - "Dude, I called it like 3 minutes ago."

Bif - Okay, I want shot bum then because Kelly has the seat all the way forward.

Matt - I guess that means I get cobain

by Rex Roddy August 25, 2010

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bum jam

the traces of blood left on the toilet roll after taking a J. Crump. Usually indcative of piles.

that turd felt like it came out sideways- there was bum jam all over the bog roll

by Herman Dogg December 18, 2003

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Bum Monster

When a girl wears really tight trousers or jogging bottoms that ride up the crack of their ass. Women of a larger frame are more likely to be visited by the Bum Monster. In extreme cases the whole of the garment can be sucked up into the body.

My god check out that fat birds ass

Yeah she's been visited by the Bum Monster

by Thrillhou123 May 17, 2009

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