by GOON TOONZ September 28, 2020
by Gastony Rice January 13, 2022
Your poor girlfriend is constapated and she needs your help. You decide to do anal to try to work everything out. During the deed, you end up taking a rectal core sample and, as you cum on her back a small poo worm comes out your urethra and ends up on your girl's back.
by NbsJesse August 13, 2017
A sub genre or scat pornography in which the main female participant is wearing a white skirt, until it's suddenly covered with their own fecal matter. Hence the name, "brown-skirting".
by psyguy2020 October 1, 2022
Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Ahh Jennifer Dan, I think I have perfected the brown noodle bowl."
Jennifer Dan - " oh why hello Major, did you try that '10x kiwiburger's a day' diet like I told you?"
Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Yes Jenny, it destroyed my bung hole and now I need a band aid."
Jennifer Dan - " oh why hello Major, did you try that '10x kiwiburger's a day' diet like I told you?"
Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Yes Jenny, it destroyed my bung hole and now I need a band aid."
by Leuitenant Major Bukakke September 1, 2020
(verb)
The act of masturbating while defecating on someone's chest, then ejaculating on the fecal matter once finished.
The act of masturbating while defecating on someone's chest, then ejaculating on the fecal matter once finished.
1. Timmy brown jacked Veronica after a big night on the town.
2. I walked in on him brown jacking his girlfriend.
3. All she wanted for Christmas was a brown jack.
2. I walked in on him brown jacking his girlfriend.
3. All she wanted for Christmas was a brown jack.
by RichardBachman July 6, 2013
by MightyBrownMan December 7, 2022