Kid

V. When a child hides something and it autocorrects to “kid” it.

He kid my work keys.

by Cantreachthecabinets January 6, 2021

IPad kid

a middle schooler called ben

whats Ben doing?

oh he's just being an iPad kid.

by yams a jam July 6, 2022

Kid bro effect

Makes girls obsessed with you

I have the kid bro effect.

by Sheeshypoo October 15, 2022

Force field kid

The person who always has to be right or one up you; i.e. the kid on the playground that would always have to win at playing make-believe, extending into adulthood by the manipulation of information not known to everyone.

"okay kevin that's a hit, you take 13 points of bludgeoning damage"
"actually i'll use my Uncanny Dodge ability to take half the damage, then i'll use my reaction to activate my parry battle maneuver in order to make a counter-atta-"
"Kevin. Don't be a force field kid."

by calibus January 28, 2022

SpongeBob kid

A secretly gay white male, a Christian who pursues being a priest in his mid age but the only reason he pursues working in churches is because of his lore from being molested by a Christian priest as a child

“Your such a SpongeBob kid”

by Spongebob kid April 24, 2024

Kid

The first name of a person who is too young to watch Deadpool, regardless whether or not he is old enough to watch other Marvel MCU movies.

My little brother thinks he can handle Deadpool, but he's still a Kid — that movie's way too inappropriate for him!"

by Emotional Cruiser July 29, 2025

kids

young people who spend your time buying and playing games

i have two kids

by the blue dog December 20, 2022