chickenshit

1) Petty regulations that don't make it to the level of bullshit. A favorite purview of martinets and high-handed bureaucrats.

2) Afraid; cringing; cowardly; reluctant to get off one's ass and put up.

3) Unintelligible verbiage, scrawl, or scritch-scratch.

The new CO's chickenshit was driving the first sergeant batshit; he had bigger things to worry about than snapping salutes from a quarter-mile away, with the enemy waiting just over the hill.

He was too chickenshit to go down to the cellar and deal with Leatherface.

I can't make heads or tails out of this chickenshit they added to the agreement. Tell them to clarify it so we know we're eye-to-eye.

by Ruarc August 20, 2011

chickenorse

A chicken that is a horse.

'Fuck me Toby, was that a chicken or a horse?!'
'I think it might have been chickenorse Gareth!'

by Gareth + Toby April 18, 2008

chickenometry

the branch of mathematics that deals with the relations between the sides and angles of plane or spherical poultry, and the calculations based on it.

I'm failing chickenometry this semester... I think I'm going to take basic agriculture over again next year.

by Linguisticator November 25, 2011

step chickens

the cult like following of @chunkysdead who is out muder hen. soon to be the most powerful cult on tiktok.

sara: have you heard of the step chickens
brad: yeahhh aren’t they abt to be the most powerful cult on tiktok
sara: yeah that’s what i heard i gonna join before its too late
brad: yeah same

by stepchicken4life May 13, 2020

Fried Chickon

Another adition to the menu of Chimp Food. A favourite to all Nogs around the world. This food will never be consumed by a Nog without a side of "Hhhhhhhhhhhrrrice and Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

Pork Scotch: Hi Nogtard, would you like to come to my barbeque later?

Nogtard: Hwill dare be Fried Chickon?

Pork Scotch: Yeah.

Nogtard: Hhhrice and Peeeaaa?

Pork Scotch: No.

Nogtard: Me canta have da hrice and peeaa widout da fried chickon!!!

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick June 6, 2009

chickens

Kilograms of cocaine
birds,half a wing,everything that has to do with birds usually means kilo of coke when a rapper says it in a wierd way

Big Meech got in the box for 30 years for movin chickens.

I'm bout to ship a couple chickens for 17.5 each

by ATLant4 January 2, 2008

chickengasm

the overpowering sense of pleasure one gets when one consumes a particularly succulent "chicken".

Georgia: hey Liz! i just had the best chickengasm last night!
Lix: with who?
Georgia: with my family at kfc

by the gunner4life February 26, 2011