Speed Skater

A man at a speed dating event who takes his penis out of his pants under the table and urinates or ejaculates, so when his date stands up she slides around like on ice skates.

Make sure table number 4 keeps his hands above the table, I heard he’s a speed skater.

by Chinesesailboat July 30, 2022

Wild Skank

Grace Finn Waters emerges from the muddy of the Wilmington river and begs for the propeller to save her. And she does not shower at alll. She stank like a fuuuuuck

Omg logan! Watch out that wild skank is coming for you. I think it’s named grace!!!

by Norbert Gobbles August 7, 2022

Thought skating

Mainly used as a verb.

Usually when daydreaming. When you think of multiple things or activities at the same time. Many times it helps with planning and brain storming.

I have spent a lot of time thought skating about this event, but I would welcome more input.

by Suziisgullible August 15, 2022

Skinkity skank stank

a woman who is dirty and smelly and looks like a thot

damn becky is a skinkity skank stank, she be smellin like doodoo cheeks in a dumpster

by senior el queso November 28, 2022

rolla skates

Rolla skates is the third track of the album Op.22 Y-Waltz: in Major by the famous fourth generation k-pop soloist (former iz*one member) Jo Yuri. It is known for being a bittersweet love song.

no way is that rolla skates by jo yuri? rolla skates in my favorite song!

by lee heeseung's real wife October 4, 2022

national skate switch day

When you skate you skate switch instead the entire day.

Did you know today is national skate switch day? You have to skate switch now!

by 123545 October 9, 2022

Benjamin Skanklin

A Benjamin Franklin ska enthusiast.

"Boy howdy, you seen that Benjamin Skanklin? That boy sure does listen to that ska music all the time."

by Dilpermingliogonophlongus October 14, 2022