Lifer

In the military or elsewhere
A lowly insufficient fucker expecting retirement

And that's Pat over there, sitting on his ass, drinking coffee. He's a real lifer.

by Dwight_Guy February 27, 2015

Lifeboat Relationship

Noun,
A side relationship created before the end of a relationship that the cheater transitions to after the break up.

A: Dude, sorry to hear about your girl.
B: Nah, it's all good. She had a little lifeboat relationship, so I dodged a bullet really.

by RandomRobb July 28, 2016

Lifeless

Also know as Mackenzie.

Where is the fucking bleach I’m lifeless

by It’s ya sad lonely boi March 2, 2019

no-lifer

People who prefer to stay inside their bubble (Parents basement, filter bubble, and such) instead of go outside and see the world. This people tends to embarrass themselves because of their narrow-mindedness

Don't be a no-lifer, get laid

by Sir. B December 6, 2020

happy._.lifekide

The best person in world ,Very swag person :)!!.I don’t know where I would be if I haven’t met them .I wouldn’t be were I am now

“ A Swag person which is happy._.lifekide“

by Pastel!! January 17, 2022

Why does the author describe how she counted the rows of deck lights when she was in the lifeboa

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Why does the author describe how she counted the rows of deck lights when she was in the lifeboa

by datboi101lol March 8, 2021

Lifeism

A lifeism is when someone drunker than you tells you the meaning of life in one soundbite

life soundbite

dude a lifeism is eat, drink, fuck, be happy the rest is just taxes.

eat drink tax fuck

by Chico Sucicida November 11, 2015