lazy finger syndrome 

When you are tired and your finger develops ED erectile dysfunction so instead of flipping someone off with you finger stiff, you just bend every other finger instead of your middle one.

1: DOUCHEBAG.

2: Yeah, well you know what?! *flips 1 off*

3: Dude, that was pathetic, you must have lazy finger syndrome

lazy finger syndrome by manny-katles-jojojo December 18, 2011

fingerbang 

A viral sensation. A an upgrade of "Fistpump"
A way of life. See "Dab" , "Stuntin", "Dummy" , "Twerk"
A loser friendly dance. Finger dance (hand dance)
Driver-friendly dance
A way to release stress
A unique use of appendages

A diss to the 'Kidz Bop' culture because Souldja Boy and Nikki Minaj both made tracks to be kidzboppified, and I aspire to rebrand fingerbang to a fun and innocent concept
Not related to "South Park". Yet fun coincidence.
A culture of memes
Fingerpainting
Fingerboard
Contact juggling, fidget spinner
Hand shadows, finger puppets

I cant dance, I can fingerbang though.
When I drive to my jams, i'm fingerbanging the steering wheel.

Hey fool! Twist up your set, fingerbang that joint.
I've been fingerbanging this history report all night.
I've got an artshow tomorrow, I fingerbanged 3 new pieces.

fingerbang by P.DaGreat March 15, 2018

Five Finger Slam 

When you get angry at your woman and brutally ass fuck her with your fist.

If i catch you cheating on me your gonna get the five finger slam without any lube.

Five Finger Slam by Sneaux Bake August 17, 2008

Four Finger Death Punch

When four fingers get vertically (plane style) inserted into your vagina.

Did you hear that Jenna got "four finger death punched" by her boyfriend last night?

Four Finger Death Punch by wordslanger2018 February 19, 2019

Fingerhash 

The condition resulting from rolling several blunts successively when your fingertips are covered in resin from the breaking up of the weed.

See also: Stinkfingers

I was rollin' with Snoop the other night. We both rolled so many blunts we had some major fingerhash.

Fingerhash by RubberChickenFucker February 12, 2010

No fingering February 

A stupid, retarded, dumb, idiotic, moronic, gay, dyslexic, disabled, unintelligent, foolish, ignorant set of words created by brainless people.

Dumb Girl: Ahh no it’s No Fingering February 😫
Intelligent Man: That bullshit doesn’t exist you hick.

No fingering February by Affectual November 6, 2019

finger hair 

hairs on your finger

my finger hair is black

finger hair by eazy-x February 12, 2008