Deranged from the word "lifer", a term used by Marines when someone who is very tenative to the rules and regulations comes up to you and corrects a defficiency. An action by which someone comes up and tells you to tuck your shirt in, get a haircut, asks you if you shaved today, asks you when the last time you washed your uniform. Anyone who cares about the preservation of the Corps can "Life" someone.
"Hey Devil Dog! I know we aren't walking and smoking!"
"Shit...that guy has nothing better to do than walk around lifeing people."
"Shit...that guy has nothing better to do than walk around lifeing people."
by BadMofoMuzz October 11, 2008
Get the lifeing mug.Person at a party designated to remain sober and handle any activities the extreme state of intoxication of the other party guests render them unable to perform. Activities such as working the TV and/or DVD player, ordering drunk food, collecting car keys, cleaning up food/discarded clothing/spilled beer/vomit, preventing (or breaking up) fights, and talking to the police/security/neighbors .
A person whose job it is to facilitate a good time while at the same time preventing people from ending up in either jail or the hospital.
A secondary function of the lifeguard is to provide a supplement to facebook memory by providing a coherent record of the events of the party to everyone else the following morning. Thus providing guests with a person to whom they can pose the question "What the fuck did I do last night?"
A person whose job it is to facilitate a good time while at the same time preventing people from ending up in either jail or the hospital.
A secondary function of the lifeguard is to provide a supplement to facebook memory by providing a coherent record of the events of the party to everyone else the following morning. Thus providing guests with a person to whom they can pose the question "What the fuck did I do last night?"
Nick: "Who's lifeguard tonight?"
Jay: "Greg's got it"
Nick: "I'm jonzing for some fuckin' wings"
Jay: "dude, get the lifeguard to order some"
Nick: "What the fuck did I do last night?"
Lifeguard: "You tried to jump off the fucking balcony 'cause you thought you could fly"
Jay: "Greg's got it"
Nick: "I'm jonzing for some fuckin' wings"
Jay: "dude, get the lifeguard to order some"
Nick: "What the fuck did I do last night?"
Lifeguard: "You tried to jump off the fucking balcony 'cause you thought you could fly"
by DamienKain April 8, 2008
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lifeform the most sexy and brainy guy on the net all the women fall at his feet and the guys beg to be him
by life May 18, 2004
Get the lifeform mug.Women who share everything with each other. Differs from Beaches in that Lifetime friends are engaged in a subtle competition to determine who has been victimized most. Nearly every sentence in a conversation among Lifetime friends begin with "I."
Those girls seem like Beaches, but they are really pity-seeking Lifetime friends.
Did those Lifetime friends hear anything they have said to each other?
Did those Lifetime friends hear anything they have said to each other?
by Madame Sosostris June 29, 2006
Get the Lifetime friends mug.1) some one that hates or despises a person or a group of people because of their life-style choices
2)someone who would be pro-life for everything and everyone, and love life. The opposite of emo
(credit goes to Kelsy for coming up w/ the second definition.)
2)someone who would be pro-life for everything and everyone, and love life. The opposite of emo
(credit goes to Kelsy for coming up w/ the second definition.)
1) dude 1: man I hate Ryan
dude 2: Why
dude 1: because he's gay
dude 2: man you are such a lifest
2) guy 1: would you ever kill someone
guy 2: No way man I'm a lifest!
dude 2: Why
dude 1: because he's gay
dude 2: man you are such a lifest
2) guy 1: would you ever kill someone
guy 2: No way man I'm a lifest!
by Zadok Hines March 20, 2008
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