catastrophize

to hyper-imagine negative outcomes to a situation that have no basis in reality. to blow setbacks or problems out of proportion such that you sprial into an emotional catastrophe.

Joe sat, stuck in traffic, and he began to catastrophize missing delivering the perfect sales pitch, losing the commission that he planned to spend on his new outfit that he would wear to the club to meet the perfect girl. He fell into despair as he realized how pointless his life was because of the traffic.

catastrophize by ballistickitten August 17, 2008

Catharine 

The name of a female, generally Hungarian, Italian, Irish or any mix of those listed. Very pretty-more so than Katherines, Catherines, Kathryns, and the like.

Guy 1: Hey Catherine
Catharine: I'm not Catherine, I'm CathArine.
Guy 1: Oh, I was wondering why you looked prettier today.

Catharine by Senor Chiquita Banana December 6, 2011

Catch 20-Poo 

Dilemma which occurs when you need to shit but are far away from the nearest toilet. Running will get you there faster but the natural laxative qualities of running will make you want to shit more. Walking doesn't make you want to shit nearly as much but it takes you twice as long to get to the toilet. Hence, you are caught in a Catch 20-Poo.

"I went jogging the other day and about a half mile from home I got caught in a Catch 20-Poo".

Catch 20-Poo by wendyclark July 11, 2010

Catie 

She is an amazing individual who beasts at everything. Somewhat of a tomboy, tough and hates cocky uptight people. People describe her as brave kind, but you don’t wanna get on her bad side. She takes crap from no one and makes people laugh like there's no fucking tomorrow. Sweet most of the time but will shut a bitch up quick. Loves a good fight. Once you’re on her good side you have made a friend for life, but if you do something to make her mad she will show you. she is athletic and does sports most people would not think a girl would, but she shows the world that she is made of steel and iron. She is not easily influenced and may not be able to make big decisions. She tries her best to follow a good way of life, even if that does not happen. she is also a f'n genius. she can outsmart guys 10 to 1. do not underestimate her. Her ambitions are set high, and she has the talent to achieve them, but she doesn't know how to start her journey. Wants to be the Alpha. Tends to get hyper and somewhat silly or childish and any dare she gets she will fulfil, but overall someone people LOVE to meet!. When your sad she will make you happy. she is easy to talk to and once you meet her you will want to see her again. she loves her friends and will always stick up for them. She may not catch everyone's attention, but she doesn't need it. She just needs her loving friend’s attention. Also, is most likely single because boys are too intimidated to talk to her

"That's a real, true Catie there!"

"don't mess with catie, she'll f*** you right up"

Catie by #damrightimabeaturass August 27, 2018

Cattleist 

a person who actively incites a confrontation between two or more persons who share a mutual beef.

Person 1: "I hope Sara won't be at your party. She always makes me talk to people I'm beefin' with."
Person 2: "Ugh, I know! She's such a cattleist."

Cattleist by Irasal December 27, 2014

catch a z

Catnap /relest/sleep very short time

I try to catch a z at lunch hour at wotl

catch a z by lizguitarlessons November 23, 2015

catnipone 

A pasty white twitch streamer with no arms, alternatively referred to as bitchontwitch. He is often seen trying to establish dominance over others but failing miserably, ending up the beta in the process.

Hey you see that guy over there? He never leaves his house, I think he's a catnipone.

catnipone by iliekpiez March 26, 2020