The wrong end of the dog.

The wrong end of the dog to have gotten.

To have completely misunderstood something. The meaning is identical to the more common idiomatic phrase 'The wrong end of the stick.'

The origin of this phrase may be an answer from the Australian edition of The Weakest Link which featured in the satirical magazine Private Eye.

Chair (Cornelia Frances) - "When you have misunderstood something you can be said to have gotten the wrong end of the ... ?"

Contestant - "Dog?"

If he thinks that a jump in oil prices means an end to the recession then he has gotten hold of the wrong end of the dog.

by >HyperlogiK< October 5, 2009

p dog slicks

Another name for pickles

Pass me that jar of p dog slicks

by pwt333 September 25, 2010

hot dog buns

An all around loser. A man who girls avoid like the plague. He is oblivious to it though, he thinks he is smooth. He is also gay, thus "Hot Dog Buns". We all know what goes in every Hot Dog Bun! It also likes to hit on young, drunk, kids. Pedophile. It tends to go clubbing! It also has every STD imaginable! Stay away!! Oh, right, and it likes to play DDR. Can also be referred to as "Shishkabob Kid".

Guy 1: Wow, dude, that guy can't get laid

Guy 2: Wow, he must be friends with Hot Dog Buns..

by GayAsCanBe February 5, 2008

raw dog on hair

anal sex without a condom

I'd like to fuck that bitch raw dog on hair.

by The O Mitchell March 8, 2005

hot dog slider

When two gay guys put a hot dog in between their asses and slide back and forth

Dude, it was so gross i saw my next door neighbor and his boyfriend doing a hot dog slider

by the hotdog sliders May 30, 2009

Suck My Dog

To be used as an alternative to the classic phrase suck my cock suck my dog works well when the former statement would be inappropriate (weddings, funerals, meeting the girlfriends parents etc) as it alludes merely to eating a hot dog as opposed to the other person getting on their knees and sucking you off

Man 1: your ex girlfriend is online telling everyone you're bad in bed

Man 2: well she can go and suck my dog

by SceneOne March 24, 2011

swedish cilli dog

while ass fucking, the recipiant takes a shit of your dong.

I got a swedish chili dog last night from bob.

by sandy poon February 11, 2004