Nut Knuckles

When a man masturbates and ejaculates and the sperm (a.k.a. nut) runs down your knuckles of the hand of which he was mastubating with.

Joe: Hey man did you fuck kelly last night?
Drew: Nah, bro she said she didn't want to at the last minute.
Joe: Damn that sucks. So what did you do then?
Drew: Well since she gave me blue balls I had to masturbate to relieve stress, and I accidentally gave myself Nut Knuckles.
Josh: You didn't have to tell me that.
Drew: Hey man you asked.

by Negros Love Maple Syrup October 4, 2016

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Nut Muzzle

When you ejeculate in your hands, rub them together, and hold your hands over someones face.

I nut muzzled over my ex in an attempt to get revenge.

by Nut Muzzle July 11, 2024

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I don’t give a nut

Origin: used by a woman who dosnt give a nut. Not to be confused with nut or nutsack
1. Not caring about someone or something.

2. Having little to no interest in someone

Humphrey: well your just a basic bitch.
Rubin: your so rude.
Humphrey: I don’t give a nut

by Yeetmeister445 August 3, 2018

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nut savings account

Noun: The balance of busting nuts between two or more people.

“I gave her about 5 or 6 nuts last night. Made that deposit in my nut savings account”

by $MU$Baby October 10, 2023

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Nut Nanny

your very own personal testicle care giver. takes care of cleaning, powdering, waxing of your sack. on a a hot humid day she will walk beside you and cradle your balls in her hand while you walk. you dont want to get that annoying rash an your balls. and at the end of the day she will blow you .

god my balls stink today. they could use a waxing too. i cant wait for my Nut Nanny to get here.

by burbman1969 January 13, 2022

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