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red asshole

Your asshole is sore from constantly wiping your ass with cheap toilet paper.
Brian has a case of red asshole from using that grade 4 sandpaper toilet paper from Dollar General!
by RonMark46 June 30, 2022
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Red pill guys

Hym "Right? Because Tom Brady is the highest value man but his wife fucked a loser with a fat cock. Right? Brett was saying that people were going to use that as evidence that the red pill guys are right but REALLY it's the opposite. It proves that I'M RIGHT... AGAIN! CRITICAL FAT-COCK THEORY! The ultimate dating theory."
by Hym Iam March 12, 2024
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Red rocket kitty twister

When a girl on her period spins around on your dick while riding cowgirl.
Last night Steve wanted to try a red rocket kitty twister and we got the sheets all bloody”
by Mystickitty February 14, 2022
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Red Detective

When a bitch is looking through the period app, calendar app, Snapchat, messages, Instagram, etc. Trying to remember when her period started or ended
She can’t remember if she had just ended her period when we fucked or not. She’s going all red detective!
by cuminmenicki March 20, 2022
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Red uncanny

YouTuber that only has nine Subscribers that could be a possible Big YouTuber soon
by Reduncanny August 24, 2022
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red bobber

a cup of period blood with a turd floating on the top (like a root beer float)
Leighton: Dude I just had the best red bobber
Jake: What’s that?
Leighton: Period blood with a yummy turd!
by thedictionaire47 February 22, 2025
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red bobbler

a variation of "bobbing for apples" where a person removes a womans tampon from her vagina using only his/her teeth, usually leaving blood on his/her face.
Steve: "Dude did you get in a fight? There's blood on your face."

Josh: "Na man, I just played a game of red bobbler with Tiffany!"

Steve: "That's sick!"
by TheFredofFred November 29, 2011
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