Friendslut 

Someone who can't help being everyone's friend, and has to be...everyone's friend. They do this to network, make connections, always have a place to stay, and never be disliked.

Check out the movie 'The World's Fastest Indian' with Anthony Hopkins. From befriending 10 year old boys, to transvestites, to randy grandmas, this guy can't help himself! Makes zero enemies, just several dozen loyal (and generous) friends.

Also think Bill Clinton on his path to be President. Now that we all know we were duped into thinking he was this loveable nice guy, his new name is 'slick-willie', or friendslut.

Friendslut by Lenny Lobos May 5, 2006

friend-tervention 

Reconnecting with an old friend you haven't seen in a while

Ok we seriously need a friend-tervention because I heard this song on the radio and it reminded me of you and how much I miss you! I need to see you!!!

friend-tervention by TophEER June 16, 2011

squirrel friend

A female who is all about swallowing and saving it for later.

Your squirrel friend seems to be storing nuts for the up coming winter months.

squirrel friend by recliners December 15, 2009

friendship

an illusion used to gain trust and deceive someone so they can be used for the benefit and desires of the deceiver

she mad a fool out of him, cherishing their friendship he gave up everything for her happiness. he thought as a friend she would do the same for him but when he fulfilled his usefulness was cast aside

friendship by Dead dead Tom November 13, 2011

Friend of the finger

An ex lover. Sometimes used to describe someone who you fingered.

Paul stood awkwardly with Clair near the gas pumps. He knew things were going to be uncomfortable as she was a friend of the finger.

Friend of the finger by Lorenzicus November 2, 2011

package friend 

A greasy faced bastard whose pimples might explode at any time like popcorn and who delivers packages to hotels. Also known to give rim jobs to willing bellmen

Oh look, here comes package friend. He's such a putz.

package friend by dillhole September 8, 2003

friend's casual 

when two people, typically male and female, concoct a plan to be "just" friends which involves discussing pancakes relentlessly.

Hi Friend's Casual, did you have pancakes for breakfast?

friend's casual by couchlover August 6, 2012