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A town in South East London (SE6) slowly becoming gentrified with creative types, but also quite rough, a bit like Forest Hill and Deptford, no one from north London has a clue where it is.
Has a Lidle, Aldi and Poundland, so yes it is cheap. But it's got a trendy new Cinema so will eventually become like Peckham. You'll find roadmen and chavs here, and a lot of screaming mums dragging along a kid with dried snot on them.
Otherwise you come across quite normal people here, you've got pretty standard newsagents and butchers and, and then, places like the cinema and some trendy new pubs.
Oh you live in Catford is that the place with the Big Cat statue! Oh it is? O yeah I've always wanted to go there
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Catford by hazeqerty December 3, 2019
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Catastroboother

Noun: an individual who persistently presents situations as vastly worse than they actually are, to a degree that is almost indistinguishable from satire. Serial catastroboothers are seldom seen in the workplace, because they are just soooooo ill aaaaallll the tiiiime.
Doctor: Can you please rate the pain out of ten?
Catastroboother: Three hundred and seventy two.
Doctor: Seriously, though?
Catastroboother: I am being serious.
Doctor: Please go home.

Helga’s tendency to catastrobooth her workload at the sausage emporium led her to report 170 hours of labour per week. The log book showed she was actually in for a weekly average of 92 minutes.

Cattail Fluff 

When she wakes you up in the early morning hours by lowering and grinding her asshole on your face reverse cowgirl while working your limp dick into a raging hard on.
Sorry I’m late for work.

This is your last warning. You’ve been late all week.

I know. She keeps doing the cattail fluff on me and I end up clapping them cheeks.

Well in that case, they can be excused. Clap on my good man.
Cattail Fluff by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020

cateroise 

sucks the phattest most juicy cock in the world.
Leleand is cateroise at fortnite
cateroise by pflaherty November 17, 2020
When a human being finds themselves thinking and behaving as if they are a cat.
When I impulsively pounced on his swaying head and nearly bit his earlobe clean off, I chalked it up to catmind ... and I think he bought it!
catmind by Dr Bunnygirl April 30, 2021

catpower 

A mystical type of power that cats have.
I watched her move and realized that she must have some kind of catpower!
catpower by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021