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red asshole

Your asshole is sore from constantly wiping your ass with cheap toilet paper.
Brian has a case of red asshole from using that grade 4 sandpaper toilet paper from Dollar General!
by RonMark46 June 30, 2022
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red’s theory

when drinking at Red’s, the bar on the sacred heart university campus, you get extremely drunk off of very few drinks. This theory has many witnesses to its validity, however there should be more testing as to why it happens to prove that it may be true.
“Have you gone to Red’s”

“Yeah, the Red’s Theory is definitely real”

Oh yeah, definitely
by shustudent1 October 5, 2021
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Ty-red

Just giving the word "tired" more than one syllable.
"Hey can we go on one more ride?!"
"NO dad! I'm sooooooooooo ty-red!" *yawns*
by blahblah432we5 July 13, 2010
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Red uncanny

YouTuber that only has nine Subscribers that could be a possible Big YouTuber soon
by Reduncanny August 24, 2022
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Red pill guys

Hym "Right? Because Tom Brady is the highest value man but his wife fucked a loser with a fat cock. Right? Brett was saying that people were going to use that as evidence that the red pill guys are right but REALLY it's the opposite. It proves that I'M RIGHT... AGAIN! CRITICAL FAT-COCK THEORY! The ultimate dating theory."
by Hym Iam March 12, 2024
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wild and red

Describes a person that has red hair and freckles, which is unkept and vaguely out of control. This is applicable to most red heads due to their unnatural appearance (overly pasty and wild red curly hair) and aversion to sunlight, like vampires.
Example - did you see that red haired kid? Wow, he looked pretty wild and red with his curly hair, pasty skin and freckles!
by AccLaw April 22, 2018
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Red Head Skin

Red Head Skin really just means you have pale skin and your hair is red. Brown eyeliner usually looks good with red head skin.
Girl 1: "Brown eyeliner looks good."
Girl 2: "What do you mean, brown eyeliner is the worst."
Girl 1: "No, it goes well because I have red head skin."
by SirCatboyRebecca October 13, 2020
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