Angry Zombie

When you cum on a womans face while she sleeps so she wakes up with eyes stuck shut and lips stuck together and walks around with her arms outstretched walking blindly and mumbling jibberish because she can't open her mouth

CHRIS: How was the date?
ME: She was being stingy with the pussy and passed out drunk
Chris: Did you give her the angry zombie?
ME: Of course I did, she was pretty angry but after she cleaned up I let her swallow my kids so it all worked out

by kensobaby December 3, 2014

cigarette zombie

-A person, normally under the age of 18, who incessantly asks to bum cigarettes or asks for someone of legal age to purchase cigarettes for them.

-They extend their open hand like a zombie. Instead of 'brains,' they groan, 'cigarette'.

-Found often at skate spots, the mall, or hanging around elementary and middle schools which they no longer go to.

Rob: Have you seen Noah lately?
Bob: Yeah, I left his ass at the gas station when he wouldn't stop asking me to get him cigarettes yesterday.
Rob: I told you to never give him any. He's turned into a cigarette zombie. And he use to be such a good kid.

by lunaticxparade August 14, 2009

Zombieing

When you wake up the next morning after smoking a ton of weed and everything is hazey and your head is thinking slower than the world.

I smoked a whole eighth last night man im zombieing right now.

by TheCCking September 11, 2010

Zombie Hit

A song or video that became popular in the 80's and 90's and then became hugely popular again when it began circulating on the internet. having risen from the dead, it's a "Zombie" hit.

A famous example of a Zombie hit would be the Rick Roll'd song.

by Mark3791 May 10, 2009

Zombie Lurve

When you love someone so much that you would rather let them turn you into a zombie than shoot them.

She dropped her gun and surrendered to zombie lurve letting her boyfriend bite her so they could be zombie lovers forever.

by Ducksterbunny September 25, 2010

Zombieber

Any person following the life of Justin Bieber without thought or question.

That girl has been to every one of his concerts, she's like a Zombieber!

by Andywhy February 28, 2011

zombielicious

A zombie image, movie, figurine, toy, game or other zombie item or work so well written or rendered that it excites an enthusiastic response from a zombie fan.

That movie was zombielicious! Especially the part when the zombies ate that chick's brains!

by The Zombie Fairy May 5, 2011