jesus zombie

those way overly christian rednecks.
you know? the ones that have bumber stickers to express their feelings.

Holy shit those jesus zombies were totally hatin on me casue im a jew.

by j-doggg March 3, 2008

bathroom zombie

The temporary metamorphosis one makes in a public bathroom between the sink and the hand drying utilities.

The only way to avoid being a bathroom zombie is by getting your pants wet...

by howwitty January 17, 2008

ZOMG

A more enthusiastic (if not sarcastic) way of saying OMG. The Z doesn't stand for anything, but rather is added onto the O, thus making it pronounced "ZOH MY GOD!!1"

I have to tell you something. I have canc-ZOMG A SHINY NEW PENNEY!

by pseudonym psteve June 25, 2005

zombie mask.

While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good week's worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead.

she didn't expect that i was gonna give her a zombie mask, oh man it was hella funny

by arlie September 6, 2004

zombology

The study of zombies

Astronomy and Geology are too boring, lets try Zombology, it may help us when we are stranded in that mall one day.

by Ryua March 7, 2008

bedroom zombie

While having intercourse with a woman from behind, the man proceeds to withdraw his penis, from the anus or vagina, and spits on the woman's back. This simulates an ejaculation. The woman, thinking the sex is over, turns around, only to have the man let loose with his semen all over her face.

Haha! You're the bedroom zombie!

by Dragnoun October 1, 2003

Headcrab Zombie

Headcrab Zombies are Zombies from Half-Life and Half-Life 2. In Half-Life, scienctist had been turned into Zombies from the Headcrabs. In Half-Life 2, Zombies are from Citizens, but these Zombies can also throw debris at you. Zombies are usally found in non-combine locations (like Ravenholm).

To kill a Headcrab Zombie, you need to use a .357 Magnum or Shotgun. If you don't have those use your Pistol or SMG. Crowbar is ok with Zombies but you might take some damage. Really you need to aim for the head (where the headcrab is), if you aim for the lower body the Headcrab might survive. Throw debris at Zombies if you want but be careful of the suriving Headcrabs and their Torsos. Headcrab Zombies also come in Torsos. Zombies sometimes have no legs so the torsos crawl around in crouch areas like the Auto-Gun junk yard in HL2: Episode Two.

by Mega Sean 45 June 19, 2008