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Festie Wife

A woman you meet then become intimate with for the duration of a weekend camping music festival.
Brah, I just saw Andromeda, my festie wife from Bonaroo 2011; we spent more time in my tent than seeing shows for fours days.
by scamper May 28, 2020
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doof wife

A doof wife is a girl who spends many doofs with a boy experiencing life together.

Maybe they have been Married at the doof.

They Are not in anyway shape or form a couple outside of the doof. And are free to do as they please with whom they wish.
(It’s a mutual understanding)
Oh we’re not actually seeing each other it’s my “doof wife”
by Pacheesecake October 15, 2019
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Fishford Wife

individual who neglects real life obligations and activities in order to care for a virtual fish tank and his/her menagerie of eFish in Fishville.
I had to pick up my sister's kids from school because she was busy feeding her species tank full of Blue Damsels in Fishville. She's a Fishford Wife.
by hmcdesq May 24, 2010
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Errol & Wife

To

Errol & Wife you two are mine & my man's besties🤗 we have the utmost love & respect

for you as a couple.Errol I've known you in excess of 5yrs now.You & my friend/sister are

so good for each other your families get on

so well I couldn't have asked God for better

people i enjoy spending time with you guys.I know every couple goes through struggles

you just need to communicate better so do

we really I know you love her endlessly & my friend/sister loves you too,but some advice

for you both keep what ever you go through in

your marriage between yourselves as there are

a lot of so called friends especially younger ones trying to destroy your marriage. If you argue or fight it's still your marriage to work through not theirs.You have been together almost 9yrs now don't let bad mind people pretending to be friends of yours or hers into you private lives

A psychic has told me a younger woman tried to breakup your marriage as she has unhealthy obsession with you from a long time ago your mistake you reconnected with the person.
Understand your marriage is sacred between a husband & wife for better for worse even if you get mad at each other😄One suggestion go out as a couple more often I'm scared someone is trying to get your wife to leave you out of spite.
That person isn't a friend she's done something
CUT HER OFF!
Love you both 💕🙏🏾
Errol & Wife are the most humblest people you're ever likely to meet.
by Janet21 March 8, 2023
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Wife-sharing

That's like a cultural thing...
Hym "I mean... You know that there's like a tribe in Africa that does wife-sharing, right? That's like a canonical thing they do... Are you just racist? Are you too good to engage in African traditions? Fucking bigots man! You guys disgust me!"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
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Aaron's Wife

{looking for kk} {1 of the 2 can pick me up tonight} {1 highest up, it means heaven, me}
I'm Aaron's wife (separated though). One thing needs to be clear, if you fuck with our 2 daughters or Aaron, you have a deathwish by me. You people have EVERYTHING wrong and I'm pissed. I'm sick and tired of all the b.s.
by Stiletto 42 July 12, 2019
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A Batman’s Wife

A goody goody that has an adventurous side and isn’t afraid to do anything for Batman.
Look at Lexi and Joseph rock climbing with no harnesses. Lexi is A Batman’s Wife.
by A Batman’s Wife September 23, 2021
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