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The Scottish Wind Tunnel

Player 1 is playing actual bagpipes while a morbidly obese man is taking a shit with the consistency of pancake batter for reasons only the morbidly obese man knows for sure, into a box fan powered by a 3 phase motor, splattering the bagpiper? Pipeist? ... victim...In the face with the morbidly obese man's Bisquick batter crap. Player 2 is bag piping the morbidly obese mans armpit which is the source of a lot of BO. So player 2 vomits and even though he's not at the best angle he must try and vomit into the fan.
If you love the music of Korn, you will love playing The Scottish Wind Tunnel with your coworkers. It's like Mario and Luigi except Scottish instead of Italian.
by The Flying Scottsman July 12, 2024
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Cheese tunnel

I had been elbows deep in a bag of cheetos and my fingers were covered in cheetos dust so when I went knuckles deep in her, she got the ole cheese tunnel.
by ProfessionalAvocado October 5, 2024
mugGet the Cheese tunnelmug.

Management Tunnel Vision

When someone of a higher power/management decides to act on impulse regardless of how anyone else feels or has concerns about, in other words they dont give a flying fuck and only care bout their status.
I hate when my managers dont listen to what i have to say, its like they have management tunnel vision.
by LordLamborghini September 16, 2021
mugGet the Management Tunnel Visionmug.

Turtle tunnel

by Kandykitty February 22, 2025
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Cream Tunnel

The act of masturbating into a condom and then pouring the seaman into the anal passage
A Cream tunnel is when your girlfriend jerks you off whilst you are wearing a condom then when you cum she empties the cum into your ass, then she lays underneath you opened mouthed whilst you squat over her and let it slip out into her mouth, then finallly she swallows it.
by Mal Ross July 6, 2011
mugGet the Cream Tunnelmug.

Slug Tunnel

Blowing ones nose onto the butthole of another and using the snot as lube
Took my girl to Olive Garden last night but forgot lube, luckily I had the flu so we could Slug Tunnel in the bathroom before our food arrived.
by Dimpus Gallenger July 31, 2021
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Tunnel Cake

The act of inserting food into an oriface, and leaving it looking like frosting in one's tunnel
"It takes me a minute to mash it up, but a banana makes a great tunnel cake!"
by Burntcroissantt June 26, 2019
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