2 definitions by qball da blumpkin king

Strawberry Picker

the act of retrieving a bloody tampon from a girls vagina and fucking them til your cock falls off mid way through that horrific time of the month.

"Me and the fellas went strawberry pickin' last night and they were as ripe as veronica vaughns ass"

"Me mates call me strawb, short for strawberry picker, coz i pick heaps of strawberries"

by qball da blumpkin king November 10, 2017

Wind tunnel

Wrapping your lips around, and/or sucking the fart out of a dead seagull

Remember when tooch did the wind tunnel with IT?

by qball da blumpkin king September 21, 2019