John Tonks

John tonks is persian slang for child sex fiend.

Oh my amigo did you hear that a nother john tonks was sent to prison

by JohnTonks January 14, 2020

dirty tonka

Normally dirty tonka means making a mistake or doing something completely fucking wrong.

Don’t pull a dirty tonka and shove it in my pooper again

by Therealdeal3030 May 16, 2020

Wedge Tornado

A particularly Large Tornado. Particularly starting around the 0.3 mile range and going up to a record high width of 2.6 miles wide. Wedge tornados are typically the most intense beasts mother nature has to offer.

News: Last night a monster Wedge Tornado created havoc across the metroplex causing massive damage on the east & south side of town.

by Mcole949490304040 September 9, 2020

Caucasian Tornado

When you shit piss vomit and put a toaster in your partners asshole let them shit it out and you blend it and put it on a nice piece of toast and eat it

I met this slut Lex and she skipped dinner and begged for a Caucasian Tornado.

by Christina Skippy Spiral December 6, 2020

Limp tornado

When someone is in a coma and the doctor says you can get a handy from the coma patient

“See that patient in there”, “she’s in a coma, $50 you can go get a limp tornado really fast before anyone sees you.”

by Limp tornado creator December 21, 2020

Russian Tornado

A Russian Air Bender Bends Some Vodka In A Tornado Formation Down A Womens Wet Pussy As Fast As He Can.

Dude I Gave That Hot Russian fire Bender a Russian Tornado last night.

by chaseisab*tch February 19, 2021

anxiety tornado

A sweeping, fast moving state of anxiety that arrives without warning and takes everything in its path with it.

He had made an offhand remark, a minor joke, but to her it incited an anxiety tornado, swirling, uprooting, splintering and lifting her self-worth and sense of security with it until she felt herself to be an emotionally wrecked trailer park.

by Monkey's Dad August 15, 2021