Toby

Toby's are friendly, light-hearted boys, who can laugh at anything. Although Toby can be selfish, or insensitive, he cares deeply for his friends and has a sensitive heart, thoughtful mind, and down to earth soul. Every girl wants Toby, but he's looking for his One and Only, and isn't messing around when it comes to romantic relationships, doubling his allure. It's hard to dislike Toby, which many find extremely annoying until he grins like a goofus and all annoyance is forgotten. If you were to describe Toby in one word, it would be Sun. He's bright and cheerful, with sparkling eyes, but on cloudy days you can barely see him. Some days, he puts up that wall.

A: What kind of guy is your "ideal" guy?
B: Ideally, I'd like a guy like Toby, soft-hearted, and funny.

by PrincessPea04 May 1, 2019

Toby

A British slang word to describe someone who is an absolute pillock. This person typically says stupid things, contradicts them selves regularly and has no logical explanation for decisions they have made. This term was inspired by internet sensation Old man like Ron, a veteran of 8 world wars.

Andy: "Tom, why have you bought a house which is falling to pieces and costing you every penny you own? You fucking Toby!"

Dutton: "I don't know, I am King Toby"

by BigAndyB August 8, 2019

toby downs

v sexc man

bella: “look its toby downs.”
everyone ever: “wow hes such a v sexc man.”

bella: “facts.”

by bellakens October 25, 2020

Toobing

v. Masturbating while on a Zoom call with your coworkers (ie Jeffery Toobin)

Anderson: Why are Jeff's pants down during this zoom meeting?

Don: Oh, I think he's just Toobing again.

by bueygrande October 30, 2020

toobin

When you are caught with your dick on on a zoom call.

Jeffrey got caught Toobin while on a zoom call with colleagues. Jeffery thought his camera was off

by Chilltown_dan October 19, 2020

Toobin’

The practice of verbalizing fantasies about the defeat and humiliation of your political opponents in a group setting, for purposes of arousal and self-gratification.

“Do you really care about the Supreme Court that much?”

“Nah, I’m just Toobin’.”

by RightRev October 19, 2020

toobin

To masturbate on-camera while attending an online meeting via a service such as Zoom or WebEX.

Jeff was toobin during the election simulation meeting

by burben October 19, 2020