juicy woman

Thick, and sexy south korean woman, typcally looking for a significant other in the US military. Korean gold digger

Bill: did you wife up one of those juicy woman.

Bob: no i got out of there fast

by Fasters99878++ May 15, 2018

Functional Woman

A woman, who sexually, is only a woman when it serves her purpose. Normally she assumes the role of male in her personal and business life by taking on masculine mannerisms thus negating her as female other than an outward appearance.

“That Hilary is a functional woman. I’ll bet her husband’s cigars get more action then he does.”

by Leopold rabbit February 19, 2018

Cranberry woman

Female who’s on her period

Bob: Alina is on her ladies days

Luke: what does that mean
Bob: she’s cranberry woman, she’s on her period

by xx_a1ina March 10, 2021

Grumpy Woman

Grumpy Woman = British Woman

"Americans are upstarts"

"Stop saying that, grumpy woman!"

by Grumpy Woman September 15, 2009

pretty woman

To not kiss on the mouth at all when having sex. Named from the line in the movie "Pretty Woman" when Julia Roberts who plays a prostitute tells Richard Gere her only rule is that she doesn't kiss on the mouth.

Hey, let's do it pretty woman. I have a big week at work and can't afford to get sick.

by ripcityswagger September 12, 2010

typical woman

A woman who loves to argue any point she doesn’t agree with

“Are you kidding me?”, “That’s so stupid!”, *loses argument* “You know what I don’t care anymore” That’s is a typical woman

by arcade32 February 22, 2021

Crusty woman

A crusty woman is a woman whos vagina is crusty, meaning dry and hard. The crusty word comes from the reassamblance that the genital has to a scab.

John, why the fuck would you get laid with a crusty woman. That’s like fucking a scab!

by Penis the school shooter October 4, 2018