Laxo finter Webs

Laxofinterwebs.
The lack of internet connection. Or lagging.

"I lagg for laxo Dx"
"wtf is that?"
"Laxo Finter Webs! :O"
"Oh."

by GoldOilMarker March 17, 2009

Web

1. As in a spider web.
2. The world wide web, aka, internet.
3. Connection.

She asked her mom what the world wide web ment

by Yeyeyeydychd May 19, 2021

Cum webs

The end result of jerking one’s self off or a partner off into your bare hand. The ejaculate gets between each finger forming a web.

Hey Bill really gave Brandon a wicked old fashioned last night. He had major cum webs, I could have sworn he was a gay Spider-Man

by GrimyBitch January 4, 2022

Spider Webbing

Spider webbing is the act of cumming on a man's beard. This can be either done in a pattern or a straight shot, otherwise known as Charlotte's cumshot.

Person 1: "I am going to fuck the shit out of your stupid face you dirty man slut."
Person 2: "I want you to cover my face in your spider webbing while you tell me how small my cock is"
Person 3: "Im going to shove a shampoo bottle up your asshole"

by Cervix-cumtardi July 14, 2024

world spider web

The searchable web excavated by means of spiders

A spider sat beside her as she searched the world spider web with the use of spiders.

by Hercolena Oliver January 13, 2009

Sperm web

Noun. It is a phenomenon that happens when a girl is being “courted” by a guy and they are about to get serious and then suddenly all of her exes, hoes, or random men start showing up trying to earn her affection. It’s as if all men are subconsciously connected through this sperm web.

“Bruh my ex boyfriend just texted me he misses me!” “Oh my god, ugh it must be the sperm web”

by Lolbrono January 16, 2023

100520.web

the best two people in the world.

we became friends on 100520.web

by grana <3 September 20, 2021