by hello mate i am joNathaN February 18, 2021
Get the towel grapemug. Used ironically by a straight girl to describe a hot guy. It comes from the signal that some gay men use to indicate they are cruising and interested at a male sauna. If they have good control, they raise their towel without their hands.
by TL-impossibles September 17, 2013
Get the towel liftermug. by Gggardner December 11, 2016
Get the venting towelmug. by Dr shart March 8, 2022
Get the Towel spitmug. by getrealman December 2, 2021
Get the Towelmug. A woody towel is the bar rag male bartenders tuck in the front of the britches supposedly for wiping off their hands. In reality it is to cover their "wood" as in "I would love to..." when face to face with a hottie or face to flesh with a pair of mounds more than a mouthful. It conveniently covers the bulge, re-adjustment, as well as subtle massage in an inconspicious manner under the guise of wiping one's hands.
With the nipples pressing to escape the fabric in front of the bartender's eyes, the bar rag in the back pocket was subtley switched to the front, thus becoming a woody towel.
by BigRedBeast May 13, 2011
Get the Woody Towelmug. by Gayman_13 January 12, 2017
Get the tea towellingmug.