Short Dick

a dick that is very small, and is common to belong to an asian person

Wang is 2in... he has a short dick

by drdicker69 June 8, 2010

short-distance

Communication, relationships, social interaction, etc. that takes place over a usually long-distance medium such as phone or internet but which occurs within earshot. Opposite of long-distance.

Lacey (texting): omgwtf im so board lollll
Stacy (aloud): Why are you texting me? I'm sitting right next to you. Cut the short-distance crap.

by wordshark May 21, 2008

Semen Shorts

The post-sex shorts or undies a woman sports around all day after her man has cum inside her.

Opal: Why are you fidgeting with your crotch?
Jillian: These underwear are so soggy. They are making me uncomfortable.
Opal: Gross. Why are your underwear wet, Opal? Are you super sweaty or did you just pee yourself again?
Jillian: No, I let Boss Barry fuck me without a rubber and he didn't pull out! Now I am left wearing these damn Semen Shorts for the rest of my shift.
Opal: (Silence) You probably shouldn't be fucking the boss at work, y'know?

by PistolG October 10, 2014

short potato

An adorable short person, who embraces the fact that they are short.

"Short potato, away!"

by Cmplictd May 13, 2018

short stabbing

When a man is very quickly & shortly banging a womans vagina. Very fast but short & not allowing his penis to go all the way in.

I wish he'd take his time during sex, instead of short stabbing me.

by beauty03 June 25, 2014

Short Skin

A disorder that causes one's anus to open when the eyes are shut.

Tim has short skin. Every time he blinks his rancid bowels open to unleash a hell storm of putrid anal gases.

by volvosupertech677 January 14, 2012

Starched Shorts

When a guy cums in his underwear and it dries leaving a stiff and crunch garment.

Billy was made to stay after class by his French teacher and walked out with starched shorts.

by Enlightener1 September 14, 2018