Take my talents to South Beach

Masturbation. A generation-Y inspired euphemism for masturbating. Inspired by the ego-driven, hour-long announcement by LeBron James indicating that he was signing with the Miami Heat.

Rather than spend more time trying to bring the hot girl from the bar home with me, I decided to take my talents to South Beach and take care of things myself.

by sexual napalm July 12, 2010

giro takeaway

A cheap imitation of a takeaway Chinese meal comprising a Pot Noodle and a bag of Skips, popular amongst the unemployed and council estate tenants.

Fucking excellent Wayne, the social cheque's arrived - fancy going down Londis to buy a giro takeaway?

by Simon Poole October 8, 2003

take a number

Take a number means (more or less) "wait your turn." More often, its used to let someone know that a lot of other people want what they want.

Person A: Hey, I need a copy of the Davidson file.
Person B: Take A number.

by SeanCallaway October 14, 2004

Take a Line

Phrase used instead of snort coaine or heroin

Yo im-a take a line with mike later.

by vitoumofo June 2, 2010

Take this L

Take this loss; usually used when your mad at someone

"Omg Justin has another girl on his snapchat"
"Take this L"

by Whattheheckcomeafter6? October 27, 2016

Taberfuck

When something goes extremely wrong. A combination of both Canadian official languages (English and French) with the two best curse words Canadians can use (Tabernac and Fuck). It can be used to describe a regrettable situation, a person, or when the opposing hockey team scores.

a) "Taberfuck!" cursed Sully after being shot down at the club again OR "What a taberfucked night!"
b) "He's such a taberfuck" bemoaned the manager at his employee's incompetence.
c) "Taberfuck! The Leafs scored!"
d) "Answer the taberfucking phone!" Geoff yelled

by Whiskeyjack August 20, 2010

take to school

Similar to "schooling" someone; beating someone in a competition badly and thereby teaching them how it's really done.

John challenged me to a game of one-on-one, but I took him to school.

by chipperspragish October 7, 2003