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STOOP

Stoop is another word for stupid.
Why are you being such a stoop?!
by angrypielover May 16, 2016
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scoop

Slang term for GHB, an illegal drug.
Overheard in the classroom: "I know what you about to do tonight... scoop!"
by The M Rock December 26, 2010
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snoop dogging

unintentionally shitting a person's face when only contemplating farting on said persons face.
did you hear about charles snoop dogging his brother? my homeboy charles was just like yo dog ima fart on this fools face...he totally totally shitted on that fools mouth.
by MCwheelchairjimmy February 25, 2012
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scoop

Derogatory equivalent of "chink" for Western eyes from Eastern perspective. The eyes are so deeply indented that that area looks scooped out using an ice cream scoop perhaps as God made Man with clay.

What's that saying in church..... God made Blacks because He fell asleep during cooking and accidentally overcooked them in the oven. Hence so much turmoil and tribulation throughout Black history as if God abandoned them. God made Whites because He got impatient and undercooked them. That's why Whites have stereotypical superiority complex - a way to overcompensate for inadequacies i.e. being undercooked. God made Asians because He cooked them just right - was attentive during cooking. That's why they're stereotypically wise beyond their years - fully developed. When a kid comes from loving parents/God, there's no need to strive to impress others or to push yourself; you're happy and content where you are. Turtling becomes your nature. Instead of conquering the world like British Empire to overcompensate for being undercooked, you focus on leisure activities such as fireworks and printing press because you already have everything in your Middle Kingdom.

Scoop: like Scooby Doo's big nose - stereotypical Western nose.

Also, synonym for "spook" since Whites are so pale that they look dead like walking corpses or ghosts.

What Whites call Blacks in America are what Chinese call Whites in China: spooks/ghosts, monkeys etc. Monkeys in China have yellow fur or blond hair.
Person 1: Hey Chinkie
Person 2: Hey Scoopie
Person 1: What's cracking?
Person 2: Your skin, under the sun, for being undercooked. Don't blame me. Blame God, the master chef.

Who's that scoop who thinks he's azn? The boy is as white as they cum.

Vampires are white people because their skin burns in daylight.
Werewolves are black people because like in the films/books, they're animalistic and enslaved by vampires.
Humans are Asians.
by ScoopSpookedScoobyDoo November 26, 2011
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sloop hole

when you look at a girls vag and its hasnt been douched.
Oh danm her sloop hole is gross.
by the bounty hunter June 21, 2010
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Scoop Scope

Aiming in on a sniper and performing a scoop like motion to get your crosshairs on an enemy. Quickly shoot then release the scope.
"Dude Scoop Scoped the shit out of this kid last night!"
by TheWhiteFang February 24, 2011
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Scoop N Scoot

Scoop N Scoot is an ice cream delivery service, soon to be on college campuses nationwide. The idea and original store became reality at Tufts University in Boston, where three students formed Scoop N Scoot LLC in the summer of 2012.
Johnny found the strength to retrieve his laptop, proceeded to www.scoopnscoot.com, and effortlessly ordered a few Scoop N Scoot sundaes for delivery.
by Scoops90 August 1, 2012
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