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live stalking

When a player on XBox live joins in on other players' games over and oever again to try to plow through the player. typically happens when this player has lost to the other player so, they feel they must exact some revenge on them.
Player 1: "Hey look, its a DBW on the other team. He must be live stalking us again.
by Sideboob<cleavage September 4, 2010
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table-stalking

When you are at a resturant without a waiter that is really crowded, and you look for people that look almost done with their food and stay near their table until they leave, so you can get the table before other people.
When I was at 5 Guys, it was so crowded, I had to stalk tables, I even had everyone split up so we could get a table.

Man 1: Hey! You can't take that table! I was next in line!

Man 2: Yeah, but I was table-stalking it already.
by pseudonymousbosch12345 October 22, 2010
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Chair Stalking

The act of hunting for a vacant chair and table to become free in a food restaurant, shopping precinct, cafe, etc. Usually in groups of two or more. Requires good eyesight and quick reflexes! Other people will compete as well.
Ged had bought his meal and was now stalking The chairs of people who looked like they might be about to leave. However, he has also noticed other chair stalking folk lurking close by, so he has to act fast!
by Kimi1984 January 3, 2011
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Power Stacking

In World of Warcraft in Arenas when the opposing team makes a hardswap to a teammate and pops all Cool Downs.
Taulfaym pop defensive CD's there POWER STACKING.
by Garrito June 5, 2011
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Self Stalking

Twitter. One who basically narrates their life on twitter
Guy 1 : Man everywhere I go that chick I dumped a month ago shows up.

Guy 2: Well if you would get off of the twitter and quit self stalking she would never know where you are at.
by Damian12345 June 20, 2011
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salt shaking tap dancer

To spread lies, gossip, bullshit on so thick your gonna need a canoe with a 10 hp motor to get threw it
:Bill: I never had sex with that woman.

:Charlie: Yeah? Well I've never done drugs either,

:Alex: your both salt shaking tap dancers, ya jackwagons
by animalsr4eating July 11, 2011
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ad stalking

Being bombarded with ads for things you recently looked up online.
Person1: Dude I googled santorum and now I'm constantly seeing ads for gay porn, eww.
Person 2: Lol ad stalking claims another victim.
by enoreyt August 7, 2012
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