shuffle-fucking

when a group of "not so bright" females rotate a sexual partner(s) amongst themselves.

i slept with him yesterday-You slept with him lastnight and she slept with him this morning! "lets go to the mall together right now".......re: we are shuffle-fucking this nigga-deriving from the myspace music player shuffle play.

by Mzidongivafuc March 5, 2009

scuffing the chimp

a term for male masturbation

"Not answering the phone...he must be scuffing the chimp"

by snoutliketrout January 5, 2010

shuffle punk'd

The phenomenon in which one thinks their iPod is not on shuffle (when, in fact, it is) because multiple songs from the same artist are played in sequence.

Steve: Hmm, that's odd. I thought my iPod was on shuffle, but I just heard 15 Beatles songs in a row... *Checks iPod*
...Wait a minute, it is on shuffle.

Mo: You just got shuffle punk'd!

by Mo's Friend Steve October 26, 2010

Shuffley

The name of a Ledgend.

'Shuffleys a ledgend man!'

by Shuffley August 25, 2011

Sluffalo

Noun: Halloween costume for great-looking women.

Derived from the words "slutty buffalo," because Seffalo ("sexy buffalo") sounded too much like a horrible infection. Costume consists of furry hat with horns, furry skirt, and furry leg warmers. Perfect for America themed Halloween parties because buffalo and sluttiness are very American.

Those sluffalo look like slutty buffalo!

I love Halloween because of all of the sluffalo running around.

That herd of sluffalo is HOT!

by Ween2011 October 13, 2011

Shuffling Carpet

Eating your girl out without using your tongue

Her: I'm glad you shaved your face before shuffling carpet for me
Him: Yeah

by Bpier February 14, 2017

scuffed

Something/someone scratched, you dont like, doing stupid things

1. Yo dawg, i've got scuffed jaaays
2. This mcchicken is scuffed, it doesnt have enough mayo
3. This streamer ice poseidon is scuffed, he has autism
4. This waitress is scuffed yo, she only gave me one straw

by Paul Denino February 28, 2017