Sploop

When you do a big poo and some toilet water gets on your bum

I did a sploop

by Globobby October 2, 2019

Splooge

when a guy has a very violent orgasm to the point they say "SPLOOOOGEE!"

Splooge: originated in Canada.
can be defined as: Having the best time of your awful life ;)

guy: "I'm gonna cum"
girl: *rides 20x harder*
guy: "SPLOOOOGEEE"

girl: "what the actual f*uck just happened"

by Shaquille Oat'meal October 30, 2019

sploofleburger

An anorexic male typically named Matty that has a massive cock.

Girl- I went to see Matty the other night he’s such a sploofleburger!

by Nae_nae98 January 1, 2020

Sploot

To or When a person slips with a slipping sound.

My friend just splooted today.

by 9tjfijvrirncvpiw fip2uv January 14, 2020

Sploop

A mixture of splooge (ejaculate) and poop in the anal cavity thanks to anal

Me and my wife havent have sex in a while, but when she forgot to flush, I saw it was sploop

by catchingfire3 April 3, 2020

Sploot

Verb, the act of a monkey peeing: monkey piss

I haven’t been to the zoo since that monkey decided to sploot on my favorite jacket.

by BigChungles May 10, 2020

Splooginater

A mechanism that shoots splooge or jizz

I was hit in the face with splooge by the splooginater

by Gavin Meredith May 14, 2020