spongebob

spongebob is a nice sponge. he is also funny. First of all, he is NOT GAY. I looked in urban dictionary and it said he is not gay so if you think that he is then you should just stay an idiot okayyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!! gosh so there is proof because he has been doing a lot of thinks for sandy cheeks. So that means that probably spongebob likes sandy. Also, if you draw gay pictures then that means YOU are gay. He likes his friends patrick,mr.krabs,and squidward but not in a GAY way! Remember, he is a sponge!!!!! a sea creature! So if you don't like spongebob then stop insulting him. Think to yourself is this the way how you should behave? Ask yourself that. So the point is that spongebob is not gay and don't put immature pictures about gay stuff. If you don't like spongebob or any other cartoon well fine!!! so if you put thumbs down you are a really bad person. if you put thumbs up you are a sweet angel. Also tell me if woodler sockbat and spongebob are friends or relatives. And remember: not a gay way!!!! Lying is a very bad thing to do so don't do it and think about what you do decide to do before you do it. Honesty is the best policy. He is NOT gay. And I know that because I am a spongebob major fan.

guy: is spongebob gay?
guy2: not in a bad way, but he is a very happy sponge(the nice meaning of gay is happy).

by fisherman deputy vet February 9, 2008

sponge monkey

Thoes scary rat things off the quizno's subs commercial.

Sponge monkeys scare the shit out of me.

by Chicken March 19, 2004

splodge

A phsycotic child that appears to be very annoying.

That child is very splodge.

by soloon April 29, 2015

Slonge

When one rubs a body part (usually the hand) on another's neck. This will result in a brief but distinct choking noise.

"dude, i'm gonna go slonge Bridget"
"cool man"
"CKKKKKKKKKHHH"

by Joe/Dan/Kevin January 3, 2009

SpongeBob SquarePants

One of the original Nicktoons, it is popular among kids and some teenagers. It used to be a good show, but after they made a crappy movie, it just totally got gay. Now it is full of off-color humor and innuendo.

Dude, early SpongeBob SquarePants was the BEST!!! Now it's just lame-ass crap!

by MetalHead16 September 25, 2010

spongebobbing

The act of feeling the middle bit between the inside of the vagina and anus with thumb and forefingers – like a warm juicy sponge

did you shag her?.... "nah just did a bit of spongebobbing"

by Greglish March 2, 2011

Splooge

To blow your load with tremedous force and amazing speed

I splooged all over when I saw Mrs. Roberts naked

by dave May 13, 2005