Soft Parade

A soft parade is a very slow blow job, typically including enthusiastic encouragement.

I hope there's a Santa Claus at the end of this soft parade.

by Apocellipse August 23, 2014

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Soft drink

12 year old edge lords tried to start something by calling memes soft drinks. It failed horribly and the only people that call memes soft drinks are either dumb, stupid, or lonely.

12 year old: Man check out this soft drink
Normal person: Thats called a meme you faggot

by Jeremy Brunelle December 7, 2016

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soft serve

A way in which icecream can be served.

I went to McDonalds and bought a soft serve icecream.

by MichaelO July 1, 2005

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soft circle

To make tentative plans that are not definite. Circling a date on a calendar.

"Let's soft circle that date to go for drinks and a bite to eat". Soft circle next friday for square dancing.

by Bill Breyer August 10, 2006

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1. An individual who is always up to generally harmless but potentially disturbing or disruptive actions and antics. Example: One who discreetly releases known and or anticipated to be nasty farts in crowded store isles, elevators, cars or waiting rooms.

2. A soft core terrorist can be one who gets his co-workers all sensationalized with bogus, incomplete or sketchy information.

3> One who mindlessly creates undesirable conditions for others. I.e. blocking intersections, leaving a shopping cart in the way of four different people, leaving something nasty in a public laundry machine etc.

Person A: Jerome was all excited and had us all freaked out that something bad was happening.

Person B: He's a f--kin' soft core terrorist.

by Jasper B. Bunhead November 20, 2010

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