Shitty kitty potty marbles are the small gifts of a gassy food loving cat named chrissy. They come in all sorts or colors but mostly brown. Chrissy is often found batting her marbles around in a big bowl of water when she thinks no one is looking.
by chicky.has.been.shot January 29, 2014
Get the Shitty kitty potty marbles mug.When your erect dick is so big it splits her vagina during sex;
also, when in pokemon, a huge sperm whale inserts its dick into a common house cats ass
also, when in pokemon, a huge sperm whale inserts its dick into a common house cats ass
Oh man, last night my boyfriend and I had sex. It was totally Skitty on Wailord!
Skitty: "Skiiiiiiitty!!!!" (Realizes it's too tight)
Wailord: "Wail Wail!!"
Skitty: "Skiiiiiiitty!!!!" (Realizes it's too tight)
Wailord: "Wail Wail!!"
by Wailord69 May 29, 2016
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A smitty is a retarded male squirrel that enjoys beating its dick to pictures of pedophiles raping dogs
by Nut_Buster April 13, 2017
Get the Smitty mug.1. Anyone who gets overly intoxicated rapidly and winds up laying on the floor puking on the carpet before anyone else is even buzzed.
2. An Appalachian folk hero who's spirit hides in bottles of cheap whiskey waiting to possess anyone who consumes the liquor. Possession by Captain Shitty can be spotted by looking for the symptoms: heavy intoxication, singing off beat to the music, laying on the ground, excessive vomiting, loud voice, basic and outrageous shenanigans, and the use of the phrases "I'm not drunk," and "I love you guys", often mashed into one loud slurred sentence.
3. Your friends cousin who gets extremely fucked up on his first ever acid hit and a massive amount of shitty vodka at one of your acid parties and pukes all over the place and sends you into a bad trip since your contemplating a possible emergency situation on acid.
2. An Appalachian folk hero who's spirit hides in bottles of cheap whiskey waiting to possess anyone who consumes the liquor. Possession by Captain Shitty can be spotted by looking for the symptoms: heavy intoxication, singing off beat to the music, laying on the ground, excessive vomiting, loud voice, basic and outrageous shenanigans, and the use of the phrases "I'm not drunk," and "I love you guys", often mashed into one loud slurred sentence.
3. Your friends cousin who gets extremely fucked up on his first ever acid hit and a massive amount of shitty vodka at one of your acid parties and pukes all over the place and sends you into a bad trip since your contemplating a possible emergency situation on acid.
#1: I'mnotdrunkIloveyouguys!- pukes - Woooooo!
#2: Dude, shut the fuck up.
#1: That girls got a sweet ass. Like to. Fuck her. HEY!
#3: That's my girlfriend. You need to shut the fuck up.
#2: Fuckin' kids turned into Captain Shitty, don't listen to him.
#2: Dude, shut the fuck up.
#1: That girls got a sweet ass. Like to. Fuck her. HEY!
#3: That's my girlfriend. You need to shut the fuck up.
#2: Fuckin' kids turned into Captain Shitty, don't listen to him.
by StonedRoxy January 2, 2012
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by Myco-BADFISH- December 27, 2007
Get the Shittycaca mug.the act of two women scissor together, usually lesbians, and one females shits into the other females vagina. The "taco" is referring to the vagina.
by Stallion2214 February 11, 2010
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