Absolute beast of a man up front, and is incredible at finishing. Will never miss a shot on goal, and is often let down by man like j2splashy not passing around the bloody box.
'You know how Small Skinny scored another skinnytrick?'
'Yeah hes incredible'
Da jury is still out on whether Napoleon Blownapart was actually anything less than average height (some claim dat it was due to da French's having a slightly longer inch than da English did), but da scornful smallotry about him continues to this day.