Splicer 

Someone who modifies thier genetic code through the use of plasmids.Will do anything for just a little bit of ADAM,the genetic material the everybody wants,and everybody needs.

"We can't be havin' splicers now,can we"
-Atlas

Splicer by Razastyle_blah August 12, 2008

Splicer 

A male or female who's face resembles the face of a Bioshock like splicer. This involves a combination of facial attributes that make someone look weird, disturbing and sometimes even horrifying.

- 'Splicers' are usually people whom have been a little bit to commited to facial reconstruction. Resulting in a somewhat Horrifying and disturbing appearance.

- 'Splicers' can also be People who are born with those facial attributes. The ugly stick effect.

- Someone can also be refered to as a 'splicer' if they have been subjected to a beating or have been in a accident.

Example 1: Donatella Versace is a splicer.

Example 2:

Guy 1: Holy shit dude, did you see that woman over there?

Guy 2 : Nah man :/ what's up?

Guy 1: Just look at her face dude!

Guy 2: FACK!

Guy 2: TIME TO EQUIP MAH ROCKET LAUNCHAH WITH HEAT SEEKING MISSILES ZOMG WTFFFFFF

Guy 1: FACKIN A, DUDE! I'LL BURN HER ASS WITH MAH FIRE PLASMID!!!!!!!

Splicer by Gagnar June 6, 2011

splicer 

A synonnym of asassin. One hired to kill but one that doesn't fail. Will go to extreme lengths to eliminate a target.

The splicer removed the dictator from his place of power.

splicer by S.Vance July 25, 2006

Splicer 

Splicer: a super-sneaky codename for of the coolest people in the world. If you call someone a Splicer, you are insinuating that they are adorable, ghetto-fabulous, CatWomanly, and an OG. Usually, Splicers have unparalleled intelligence paired with frequent loss of common sense, can sing very as a second soprano but are forced to do first, and have a J body (PB&J). Splicers also receive much unappreciated male attention, due to their adorability and many talents. Occasionally, a poem may even be written about a Splicer, because Splicers invoke such feelings in their peers and colleagues. All in all, calling someone a Splicer is the ultimate compliment.

1.
Female: "WOW! She's gorgeous! And I heard Darrell wrote her a rap... She's suuuuch a Splicer. I wish I could be her."

2.
First Male: "U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alibi you uglaaayy!"
Second Male: "Are you effin' kidding me? Have you ever MET her?"
First Male: "Uhh... Yeah... And she's so sexy. Pretty much poem-worthy. But I can't tell her that."
Second Male: "Good point."
First and Second Male: "U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alibi you uglaaayy!"

Splicer by Samanawich April 24, 2009

splicer 

one who used or still uses drugs as an excuse for mistakes

jen is an alright person but shes a splicer

splicer by steven andrew c. February 8, 2008

Splicer 

Someone who fakes speedruns by means of video manipulation or otherwise because they are a useless human being

Guy 1: Dude did you see that kids speedrun? It was insane!
Guy 2: Nah bro he went full K' Will on that lol. Kid is a despicable splicer
Guy 1: lol

Splicer by MetalGearFan August 6, 2018

cock splicer 

You know that boss of yours who just treats you like everything you do is retarded? The 'obviously jealous of your manhood' type = Cock-Splicer/Cock Splicer/CockSplicer

That Jared sure is being a little cock splicer again isn't he?

cock splicer by MrRickSpert September 17, 2016