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I like your shoelaces 

You may or may not get this reference but if you do thank god!!
If not read the example sentence
Me:Hi I like your shoelaces

You: Thanks I stole them from the president

jamacian shoelace 

when u are fucking ur friends mom and ur dreadlock falls out and u put the dreadlock in ur friends moms anal cavity
dude i gave brandons mom the jamacian shoelace last night and she slapped me
jamacian shoelace by a jamacian guy November 23, 2009

shove piggy shove 

the first known mention of this parlour game was when percy from blackadder 2 suggested playing it. since then, the more popular Massachusetts Variant has become the premier version of the game.
requiring immense wit and skill, this is a game played by only a few experts. it is not for the weak of heart, mind, or stomach. if you don't understand its attraction, you never will, and you clearly have no soul.
see also shove piggy-in-the-middle shove
"anyone fancy a couple of rounds of shove piggy shove?"

brazilian pineapple shove 

The practice of inserting up to five pineapples filled with oozing yogurt up a brazilian whores vagina then shove your dick into the whole of one of the pineapples until you excrete, then make her eat the pineapple, then have her throw up into your ass
dude
she wanted to brazilian pineapple shove
i'd rather blow a chameleon

Dis- Shoveled 

Oh, Samii, you look dis- shoveled!!
Dis- Shoveled by Faggetyanne July 10, 2010

The shover robot 

No, the shover robot pushes. It's the pusher robot that shoves.
Most people miss that...